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Old July 31, 2009, 02:36 PM
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I like so much your picture.

Just I've had a dog of that pedigree.
This is my dog, she is female, is your dog male?

Anyway, theres nothing to do, she is sterilized.
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This is my dog, she is female, is your dog male?

Anyway, theres nothing to do, she is sterilized.
No nowadays I've not a dog, I had a many dogs before, but I had very bad luck with them, already that they died, they got a diseases that the veterinary can't cure.
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No nowadays I've not a dog, I had a many dogs before, but I had very bad luck with them, already that they died, they got a diseases that the veterinary can't cure.
My former dogs also died. It's a pity they live so short time
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Yes it's a pity anyhow.

You've overcome the loose of the your a little dog, but you most remind, perhaps they're now with god and better than us here down in the world.
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If your nose runs and your feet smell ...........

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Please, if you're lovable to give me a near translation of the jokes in Spanish.

Because I didn't understand anything and really I want to know (What it says)
Esto tiene gracia en inglés porque las palabras tienen múltiples significados. En este caso:

to run = (pies) correr; (nariz) gotear
to smell = (pies) oler mal; (nariz) olfatear

Así que:

If your nose runs and your feet smell ... you may be upside down.
Si tu nariz gotea (corre) y tus pies huelen mal (olfatean), puede que estés boca abajo (con los pies para arriba).
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Thank you for the explanation.
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I like so much your picture.

Just I've had a dog of that pedigree.
too bad I don't have a dog

My mom's scared of them, especially the big ones, and we're too busy to take care of them
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¿nariz?

¿Nariz en el suelo y pies en el aire?
Sí. Necesita estar en suelo para courir!
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Sí. Necesita estar en suelo para courir!
¿Courir? Eso no es español . ¿Tal vez oler?
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¿Courir? Eso no es español . ¿Tal vez oler?


Creo que Brute estuvo pensando en la palabra 'courir' en francés, es decir: correr.

En una boda:
-¿Se ha fijado en lo fea que es la novia?
-¡Oiga, pero qué dice! ¡La novia es mi hija!
-Perdone, no sabía que usted era el padre.
-¡Pero qué dice! ¡Soy su madre!

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En una boda:
-¿Se ha fijado en lo fea que es la novia?
-¡Oiga, pero qué dice! ¡La novia es mi hija!
-Perdone, no sabía que usted era el padre.
-¡Pero qué dice! ¡Soy su madre!


sobrino: ¿de donde vienes, Tia Ana?
Tia Anas: Del salón de belleza
sobrino: ¿Y estaba cerrado, no?
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¿Courir? Eso no es español . ¿Tal vez oler?
No, courir es esfrañol

Las narices corren......
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sobrino: ¿de donde vienes, Tia Ana?
Tia Anas: Del salón de belleza
sobrino: ¿Y estaba cerrado, no?
I'm sorry Sosia, but I didn't find sense to the joke.


May you explain me it more minutely.?


Thank you for your explanation.
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sobrino: ¿de donde vienes, Tia Ana?
Tia Anas: Del salón de belleza
sobrino: ¿Y estaba cerrado, no?
Haha!

Una amiga a otra:
- ¿Te acuerdas de que mi marido era un celoso sin motivos?
- Sí.
- Pues, ya he arreglado ese tema.
- ¿Ya no es celoso?
- No, ahora ya tiene motivos.

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No, courir es esfrañol

Las narices corren......
¡Ah, esfrañol! Es que ese idioma no lo conozco mucho

Crotalito, el sobrino decía que el salón de belleza estaba cerrado porque la tía seguía tan fea como antes

Entra un hombre en un café y hace ¡chof!
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Hombre A -Yo a mi esposa siempre la llamo "cariño mío"
Hombre B - Vaya, veo que a pesar de tu edad sigues siendo un hombre tierno...
Hombre A - No, lo que pasa es que me olvidé de su nombre hace mucho y no me atrevo a preguntarle....


---------------
Hombre A - ¿Me puede ayudar? No encuentro a mi esposa
Hombre B - ¿que casualidad! Yo tampoco encuentro a mi esposa. ¿cómo es la suya?
Hombre A - Guapa, simpática, buenas curvas, rubia..... ¿y la suya?
Hombre B- No se preocupe, ya buscaremos a su mujer primero.....

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Ya que hablamos de parejas... Una pareja en la ópera:

- Mujer: ¿Quién viene después de Plácido Domingo?
- Marido: ¿Qué te parece? ¡El maldito lunes!

Otro:

- Marido: ¿tú crees en el amor a primera vista?
- Mujer: ¡Claro! Si te hubiera visto dos veces, no me habría casado contigo

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Ya que hablamos de parejas... Una pareja en la ópera:

- Mujer: ¿Quién viene después de Plácido Domingo?
- Marido: ¿Qué te parece? ¡El maldito lunes!

Otro:

- Marido: ¿tú crees en el amor a primera vista?
- Mujer: ¡Claro! Si te hubiera visto dos veces, no me habría casado contigo
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¡Ah, esfrañol! Es que ese idioma no lo conozco mucho

Crotalito, el sobrino decía que el salón de belleza estaba cerrado porque la tía seguía tan fea como antes

Entra un hombre en un café y hace ¡chof!
It was funny.


Your jokes were very funny, although they sometimes are very hard to understand about the means that they've in the moment, but with a little to mind, you'll be able to understand them.
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- ¡Qué trillizas más monas!
- No, sólo es una, pero es que es un poco nerviosa.

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