Fat chance

[pacomartin123]

How would you say fat chance in Spanish?

[Cloudgazer]

¿Quieres comer todo mi helado? Para nada.
Ni modo que yo vaya a votar por ese sinvergüenza...

[Rusty]

¡Ni pensarlo! ¡Ni lo sueñes!

ni la más mínima posibilidad
improbable
no hay posibilidad
sin posibilidad

By the way:
fat chance = slim chance

[Cloudgazer]

By the way:
fat chance = slim chance

:lol: Nice one, Rusty! Ain't language a kick!

[Don José]

fat chance = slim chance

If the language were a mathematical thing, it could be derived:

fat = slim :cool:;)

[wrholt]

If the language were a mathematical thing, it could be derived:

fat = slim :cool:;)

And one could also derive that the product of two positives can be negative, as with one of the common meanings of "yeah, right!".

[AngelicaDeAlquezar]

Adding a couple more:

·De ninguna manera.
·Imposible.

And a Mexican slang one: Ya parece.