Can somebody translate this?

[anjh]

Hey, I need help translating this into English.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdVtLiqcx0I

To anybody who is willing to help, thank you so much!
Make sure to watch 'till the end, there is a bit more at the end, it is only 21 seconds.

Thanks again,
Joe.

[pjt33]

Just a couple of crude insults.

[anjh]

Just a couple of crude insults.

Could you translate them, please. I need to know what each of them mean.

Thanks a lot,
Joe.

[pinosilano]

La primera se refiere a la 'fellatio'.
La segunda es una ofensa dirigida a una persona insultando a su madre.

[dragon371]

Jack eres un "soplapollas" desgraciado. Me cago en todas vuestras putas madres.
Obviously those are very rude words, vulgar and offensive; the first phrase translated into slang English is "Jack, you are a despicable cocksucker. I take a shit on all your mother****ers."