Help translating a very long post

[niteday]

Hay veces q despertar de un sue~o es mas feo q tener una pezadilla........hace unos a~os tuve una comvercacion con una amiga en la cual efocavamos q no habia nececidad d tener un hombre en tu vida....porsupuesto no llegamos a ninguna conclucion....quiza no es indispensable pero si necezario....sorry NATY u we're kind off right...lol.......pues bien con orgullo puedo decir q por segunda vez me caso en veintitantos dias...yeah apezar de los golpes y lagrimas apezar de la independencia y voluntad de mujer y apezar de las horas q pase tratando de convener a naty q se pude vivid sin un hombre...esto es lo q nececito...ohhhh y mas q nada apezar de lo q todos dices....noo people is not 2 soon.......varias personas me lo han dicho y hasta yo miasma me lo he preguntado...sera???????...en realidad q es lo q la jente espera q yo espere ha q deverdad me vea yo mas vieja, a q mi xmarido se llene el orgullo de penzar q lo sigo esperando,......hace un poco mas de un ano q el se fue xq dacia querer liberty y nececidad de ser libre al mes despues d llorarme a las 2 de la manana se junto con alguie mas bien se junto con la hermana de su major amigo a la cual teenia un mes q su marido se le habia muerto la cual se tattoo su nombre (del difunto) en la espalda...senoras y senores DATS 2 SOOONN!!!!!!!...no tengo ni trato d esplicar mi situacion simple y sencillamento les doy los facts.....lamento defraudarlos pero me tomo todo este tempo para darme cuenta q el no me merece.....q apezar de q estoy gorda vieja y chaparral me moresco algo mucho major en esta vida.....mil diculpas a coffii yo quisiera ser tu cu~ada x sempre pero sorry la vida sige.........quiero dar gracias ha todos mis amigos q apezar de las locuras , estupideces y borracheras no me mandarin x un tubo gracias I love u all y nos vemos en vegas....

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¿En inglés o español?

[CrOtALiTo]

¿En inglés o español?

I guess that into of the Spanish.

Orale comienzale jejejej.:D

[Tomisimo]

I'd guess they want it translated from Spanish to English. It looks like the transcript of an instant messaging conversation.

[sosia]

Hay veces que despertar de un sueño es mas feo que tener una pesadilla........hace unos años tuve una conversación con una amiga en la cual evocábamos que no había necesidad de tener un hombre en tu vida....por supuesto no llegamos a ninguna conclusión....quiza no es indispensable pero si necesario....sorry NATY u we're kind off right...lol.......pues bien con orgullo puedo decir que por segunda vez me caso en veintitantos dias...si, a pesar de los golpes y lagrimas, a pesar de la independencia y voluntad de mujer y a pesar de las horas que pasé tratando de convencer a naty que se puede vivir sin un hombre...esto es lo que necesito...ohhhh y mas que nada a pesar de lo que todos dicen....noo people is not 2 soon.......varias personas me lo han dicho y hasta yo misma me lo he preguntado...sera???????...en realidad que es lo que la gente espera que yo espere, que de verdad me vea yo mas vieja, a que mi marido se llene de orgullo al pensar que lo sigo esperando,......hace un poco mas de un año que él se fue porque decía querer libertad y necesidad de ser libre, al mes después de llorarme a las 2 de la mañana se juntó con alguien, mas bien se juntó con la hermana de su mayor amigo a la cual hacía un mes que su marido se le había muerto la cual se tatuó su nombre (del difunto) en la espalda...señoras y señores DATS 2 SOOONN!!!!!!!...ni tengo ni trato de explicar mi situación, simple y sencillamente les doy los hechos.....lamento defraudarlos pero me tomo/costó todo este tiempo para darme cuenta que el no me merece.....que a pesar de que estoy gorda, vieja y chaparral me merezco algo mucho mejor en esta vida.....mil diculpas a coffii yo quisiera ser tu cuñada por siempre pero lo siento la vida sige.........quiero dar gracias a todos mis amigos que a pesar de las locuras , estupideces y borracheras no me han apartado gracias I love u all y nos vemos en vegas....

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a long letter, a woman feels the man he waited was not good enough....
I can't write so much....
saludos :D

[sosia]

babaelfish and some changes. Not good but enough to understand.
Wait for a proper englishman to translate it........ :D
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There are times when to wake up of a dream is uglier than to have a nightmare ........ years ago I had a conversation with a friend where we evoked that there was no necessity to have a man in our life…. at te end we did not reach any conclusion….perhaps it is not indispensable but necessary….sorry NATY or we' re kind off right… lol ....... then with pride I can say that I will marry for the second time in about twenty days… if, in spite of the blows and tears, the independence and will of a woman and in spite of the hours that I happened trying to convince to naty that it is possible to live without a man… this is what I need… ohhhh and but that nothing in spite of which all say….noo 2 people is not soon ....... several people has said it to me and until I myself I have asked… … in fact what are people hoping that I wait for, that really I see myself old but thinking that my husband is filled of pride thinking I will wait for him ...... a year ago he went because he sayed he wanted freedom and necessity to be free, to the month after in the morning crying me to 2 along with somebody, rather along with the sister of his greater friend to who a month ago his husband had died to him who tattooed his name (of the deceased) in the back… ladies and gentlemen DATS 2 SOOONN! … neither I have nor treatment to explain my situation, simple and simply I give to the facts ..... I don't want to defraud them but I needed all this time to realize that he does not deserve to me ..... that although I am fat, old and chaparral I deserve something far better in life ..... 1000 sorrys to coffii I wanted to be your sister-in-law forever by always but the life goes onI ......... I want to give thanks to all friendly that in spite of madnesses, stupidities and drunkennesses have not separated to thanks I love or all to me and we see ourselves in fertile valleys…

[Tomisimo]

Hay veces q despertar de un sue~o es mas feo q tener una pezadilla........hace unos a~os tuve una comvercacion con una amiga en la cual efocavamos q no habia nececidad d tener un hombre en tu vida....porsupuesto no llegamos a ninguna conclucion....quiza no es indispensable pero si necezario....sorry NATY u we're kind off right...lol.......pues bien con orgullo puedo decir q por segunda vez me caso en veintitantos dias...yeah apezar de los golpes y lagrimas apezar de la independencia y voluntad de mujer y apezar de las horas q pase tratando de convener a naty q se pude vivid sin un hombre...esto es lo q nececito...ohhhh y mas q nada apezar de lo q todos dices....noo people is not 2 soon.......varias personas me lo han dicho y hasta yo miasma me lo he preguntado...sera???????...en realidad q es lo q la jente espera q yo espere ha q deverdad me vea yo mas vieja, a q mi xmarido se llene el orgullo de penzar q lo sigo esperando,......hace un poco mas de un ano q el se fue xq dacia querer liberty y nececidad de ser libre al mes despues d llorarme a las 2 de la manana se junto con alguie mas bien se junto con la hermana de su major amigo a la cual teenia un mes q su marido se le habia muerto la cual se tattoo su nombre (del difunto) en la espalda...senoras y senores DATS 2 SOOONN!!!!!!!...no tengo ni trato d esplicar mi situacion simple y sencillamento les doy los facts.....lamento defraudarlos pero me tomo todo este tempo para darme cuenta q el no me merece.....q apezar de q estoy gorda vieja y chaparral me moresco algo mucho major en esta vida.....mil diculpas a coffii yo quisiera ser tu cu~ada x sempre pero sorry la vida sige.........quiero dar gracias ha todos mis amigos q apezar de las locuras , estupideces y borracheras no me mandarin x un tubo gracias I love u all y nos vemos en vegas....

Sometimes waking up from a dream is worse than having a nightmare.... a few years ago I had a conversation with a girl friend of mine where we were talking about the fact that you don't need a man in your life... of course we didn't reach a conclusion... maybe a man is not completely necessary, but is necessary... sorry Naty you were kind of right... lol... so anyway, I can proudly say that in twenty-some days I'm getting married for the second time... yeah, in spite of the pain and tears, in spite of the independence and a woman's will, in spite of the hours I spent trying to convince Naty that life was fine without a man... this is what I need.... and above all, in spite of everything you say.... no, it's not too soon.... some people have asked-- and even I have too-- can this be? ... the truth is, everyone (and even myself) expects me to just get older and my x husband is proud of the fact that I'm still waiting for him.... a year ago he left me saying he wanted his freedom and he needed to be fre and a month later while I was still in tears every night at 2 am, he got together with his best friend's sister whose husband had just died one month earlier, and she had her dead husbands name tatooed on her back, and a month later this happens, that's just too quick! ...I won't even try to explain my situation...I'll just give you the facts... sorry for letting you down but it took me all this time to realize he doesn't deserve me, that although I'm fat, old, and a shorty, I deserve a better life... I'm really sorry coffii, I'd love to be your sister-in-law always, but life goes on ... I want to say thanks to all my friends who in spite of all the craziness, stupid things I did and the drunkenness, you wouldn't leave me, thanks I love you all and we'll see you in Vegas.

[sosia]

good work David :applause::applause:
IT was too long for me.....:sleeping:

[Tomisimo]

good work David :applause::applause:
IT was too long for me.....:sleeping:
Yes, I almost gave up halfway through. It was kind of tiring, even though it didn't take very long.

[CrOtALiTo]

Sometimes waking up from a dream is worse than having a nightmare.... a few years ago I had a conversation with a girl friend of mine where we were talking about the fact that you don't need a man in your life... of course we didn't reach a conclusion... maybe a man is not completely necessary, but is necessary... sorry Naty you were kind of right... lol... so anyway, I can proudly say that in twenty-some days I'm getting married for the second time... yeah, in spite of the pain and tears, in spite of the independence and a woman's will, in spite of the hours I spent trying to convince Naty that life was fine without a man... this is what I need.... and above all, in spite of everything you say.... no, it's not too soon.... some people have asked-- and even I have too-- can this be? ... the truth is, everyone (and even myself) expects me to just get older and my x husband is proud of the fact that I'm still waiting for him.... a year ago he left me saying he wanted his freedom and he needed to be fre and a month later while I was still in tears every night at 2 am, he got together with his best friend's sister whose husband had just died one month earlier, and she had her dead husbands name tatooed on her back, and a month later this happens, that's just too quick! ...I won't even try to explain my situation...I'll just give you the facts... sorry for letting you down but it took me all this time to realize he doesn't deserve me, that although I'm fat, old, and a shorty, I deserve a better life... I'm really sorry coffii, I'd love to be your sister-in-law always, but life goes on ... I want to say thanks to all my friends who in spite of all the craziness, stupid things I did and the drunkenness, you wouldn't leave me, thanks I love you all and we'll see you in Vegas.


Congratulation man, you have reached the goal of the good translators inside of the website.


I was thinking about the if a man is necessary or not, I believe that it's basically the like than the womens, because I can say the same, the womens are basically needs between the us, but even although you don't believe this commentary, the womans are necessary for us, here and wherever, therefore, I believe that it should more than a only commentary in the previous post made for our partner..


That was only a thinking about the womens and mans.



Just you should to opine.