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poli
July 21, 2009, 10:36 PM
How about a mutant hen-like animal mates with a rooster like ave
the egg hatches into a very successful genetically desirable and fertile chicken-like creature.;)
How about some humans selective breeding birds until they get their dream come true: a chicken :rolleyes:
CrOtALiTo
July 21, 2009, 11:11 PM
Again with the chicken and the egg? :D :eek:
First it was the egg :rolleyes:
A Samuel Butler's quote, to make it clearer:
A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg (sometimes wisdom is inside short sentences) :)
The was first hen, and later I appeared me.:D
The human not the egg right:angel:
irmamar
July 22, 2009, 02:00 AM
There is wisdom here. Hens have evolved from other birds, and before that from reptiles, all of which laid eggs. Therefore eggs came long before chickens QED.
(In more modern terms we can say that chickens are merely a means of propagating a particularly successful strain of DNA, which is passed on wrapped in an egg.) I will not even attempt to write this in Spanish!!:thinking::(:banghead:
My attempt :shh:
En términos más actuales, podemos decir que los pollos son meros medios transmisores de una variedad de ADN especialmente próspera, la cual se transmite envuelta en un huevo.
Elaina
July 22, 2009, 08:32 AM
Asi que si está un gallo perchado en el techo de una casa y pone un huevo, ¿hacia qué lado rueda el huevo? ¿A la derecha o a la izquierda?
:thinking::thinking:
brute
July 22, 2009, 11:03 AM
Asi que si está un gallo perchado en el techo de una casa y pone un huevo, ¿hacia qué lado rueda el huevo? ¿A la derecha o a la izquierda?
:thinking::thinking:
Eso depende. Esta pregunta es muy interesante y inteligente! Creo que el huevo rueda en el nido del cuco. A la Izquierecha!! :D:):rolleyes:
irmamar
July 22, 2009, 11:50 AM
Jejeje, :D
El gallo no pone huevos :D (el pollo tampoco :shh: )
CrOtALiTo
July 22, 2009, 02:40 PM
Jejeje, :D
El gallo no pone huevos :D (el pollo tampoco :shh: )
I didn't understand.
It was a joke or what?:thinking:
irmamar
July 22, 2009, 02:44 PM
I didn't understand.
It was a joke or what?:thinking:
I was answering Elaina's question :D. Of course it's a joke ;)
Elaina
July 22, 2009, 02:44 PM
Irmamar and Brute...........you guys are no fun!
Crotalito........you are priceless!
:rolleyes::rolleyes:
irmamar
July 22, 2009, 02:45 PM
Irmamar and Brute...........you guys are no fun!
Crotalito........you are priceless!
:rolleyes::rolleyes:
¿Te hemos pillado muy pronto? Jejeje :D:D
Elaina
July 22, 2009, 02:49 PM
Por lo menos hubiesen esperado hasta que cayera alguien.......alguien inesperado, por ejemplo...
:rolleyes::rolleyes:
CrOtALiTo
July 22, 2009, 02:50 PM
I was answering Elaina's question :D. Of course it's a joke ;)
Nice, I liked it alots.
Please, you continue doing more jokes in the forums, sometimes I need to read something fun.:D
CrOtALiTo
July 22, 2009, 02:54 PM
Irmamar and Brute...........you guys are no fun!
Crotalito........you are priceless!
:rolleyes::rolleyes:
Why did you tell me it?
What does princeless mean?
Inapreciable
I didn't understand you.
Elaina
July 22, 2009, 03:01 PM
Why did you tell me it?
What does princeless mean?
Inapreciable
I didn't understand you.
Well, in the first place I said "priceless" not "princeless".
What I meant with priceless for you is that sometimes what you say just happens to fall at a place or time that makes your comment "invaluable" because it is so natural for you.
You make a funny without trying which makes your comment, priceless.
I hope you truly understand what I am saying.
:D:eek:
brute
July 22, 2009, 04:35 PM
I didn't understand.
It was a joke or what?:thinking:
Eggsactly. She was yolking. Do we know any more chicken and egg jokes?
AngelicaDeAlquezar
July 22, 2009, 04:58 PM
Un gallo estaba furioso, porque siendo la gallina el animal más tonto del mundo, podía poner huevos y él no.
bobjenkins
July 22, 2009, 05:59 PM
¿Por qué el pollo cruzó al otro lado de la carretera?
CrOtALiTo
July 22, 2009, 07:26 PM
Well, in the first place I said "priceless" not "princeless".
What I meant with priceless for you is that sometimes what you say just happens to fall at a place or time that makes your comment "invaluable" because it is so natural for you.
You make a funny without trying which makes your comment, priceless.
I hope you truly understand what I am saying.
:D:eek:
Well, I understood your comment more and less.
I don't know really as am, but I believe that don't make comment out to place even thought, sometimes I know a person very impatient in some comment made here in the forums, also I try to give the best to me.
Thanks for your comment.
irmamar
July 23, 2009, 03:23 AM
¿Por qué el pollo cruzó al otro lado de la carretera?
¿Por qué, por qué? :thinking:
poli
July 23, 2009, 07:11 AM
¿Por qué el pollo cruzó al otro lado de la carretera?
Bob you shouldn't have put otro lado in the question. I spoils the punchline;)
Naturalmente the answer is para poner huevos:lol::lol:
Si Irma, lo sé. Los pollos no ponen huevos.
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