Puns

[Cheshire]

This one is perhaps a bit tricky:

Why should you never say cogito ergo sum before carpe diem?

Because that would be putting Descartes before de Horace. (cringe)

Jajajajjaja +1


Two antennas got married and put on a big wedding. The ceremony was so-so, but the reception was great!

:D

[Rusty]

You may not have seen it, because I put several puns in one post, but the one about the antennas can be found in post #11. :) Loved it the second time, too.

[JPablo]

It is a good one... :D

Some more Spanish ones,

- ¿Qué es una lápida?
- Una china que cole lápido.

- ¿Qué es una mala nota?
- La mamá de los mala nitos.

- ¿Qué es una canilla?
- Un pelillo blanquillo.

- ¿Qué es un ladrillo?
- El gritillo de un perrillo.

La definición de "INESTABLE" = mesa norteamericana de Inés.
La definición de "ondeando" = onde estoy.

[AngelicaDeAlquezar]

El capitán dijo:
-¡Suban las velas! ...y abajo se quedaron a oscuras.
-¡Todos al cuarto de máquinas! ...y Máquinas tuvo que dormir en el pasillo.
-¡Den vuelta a estribor! ...y Estribor quedó patas arriba.
-¡40 grados a babor! ...y Babor murió de fiebre.
-¡Suelten amarras! ...y Marras salió y se los comió a todos.

Oh well... :rolleyes:

[JPablo]

Muy bueno.

Y, ¿cuál es el animal que es dos veces animal?

El gato, pues es gato y araña...

[vita32]

:duh: Duh! I took me quite a bit to get it! :lol::lol::lol:
It's funnnny! :D
:DLo mismo aqui!! Uno debe ser familiarizado de película occidental:):thinking:

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"
:thumbsup::DVery funny!!!:D


Mr. L: Let's go to the flea market.

Stranger: (Surprised) No thank you, we're trying to get rid of them!!!

[Ahuizote]

Hello,everyone,

Puns?

here there is an old Mexican one:

El coyote cojo ..... nah....that's a bit rude....

"El gato araña " is fine.
One vote for the fine double sense.

[CrOtALiTo]

Hello,everyone,

Puns?

here there is an old Mexican one:

El coyote cojo ..... nah....that's a bit rude....

"El gato araña " is fine.
One vote for the fine double sense.

I thought that is the Las arañas of the street, that ones has double sense in México.:D

[Ahuizote]

I thought that is the Las arañas of the street, that ones has double sense in México.:D

:thinking:

Let me think,
do you mean , arañas de la calle?
if so, there is one that says :
" ¿ Quién levantó la piedra, para que saliera tanta araña" ?

[sosia]

Hay otro de los dos animales, pero lo pongo con aleta por si acaso

Warning :warning: rude

-¿Que animal es dos animales a la vez?
- Pues no sé.
- El gato, porque es gato y araña
- Buff, pensaba que hablabas de tu hermana, que es una zorra y cobra

cobrar: To cash
cobra: is a venomous snake
zorra: female fox, sometimes used as "prostitute"

[gandalf]

El zoológico se incendió ayer, sospechan de las llamas.

[Elaina]

Cute!
:)

[Villa]

¿Por qué llama un casino? Porque casi no tienes la posibilidad de ganar.

[JPablo]

Ha-ha! That's right...

This next one, more than a pun, it's just a joke...

On the sixth day, God turned to the Angels and said: Today I am going to create a land called Israel, it will be a land of mountains full of snow, sparkly lakes, forests full of all kind of trees, high cliffs overlooking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life.
God continued: I shall make the land rich so to make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Israeli, and they shall be known to the most people on earth.
But Lord, asked the Angels, don't you think you are being too generous to these Israelis.
Not really, God replied, just wait and see the neighbors I am going to give them.