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Hilo de Chistes / Joke Thread - Page 17


irmamar February 27, 2011 11:21 AM
Me ha costado un poco, pero ya... :lol: :lol:

Y no soy rubia... :thinking: :D :D

vita32 February 27, 2011 07:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrOtALiTo (Post 106313)
Really then aren't you manila?

Then who's manila here in the forums.

I'm sorry for confusing you.

I mistook all the names.

Your truly.
Quote:
Originally Posted by irmamar (Post 106333)
Don't worry. Study English and don't take care about these things. ;) :D
Quote:
Originally Posted by Perikles (Post 106352)
During a recent password audit a blonde was asked, what her password was ?
Huey Duey Luey pluto Mickey Minnie Donald Goofy Canberra

When asked why so long ?
"Well it said it had to be at least 8 characters and 1 Capital"
Quote:
Originally Posted by irmamar (Post 106368)
Me ha costado un poco, pero ya... :lol: :lol:

Y no soy rubia... :thinking: :D :D
:lol::lol:

Yo acuerdo con irmamar, Crotalito, nosotros deber concentremos de estudiar. Y no preocupe sobre de chistes rubias:D. Yo siento como una rubia de tiempos mas:o, especialmente aqui, pero es muy bien a reir de uno mismo. Creo que es mejor a reir de yo misma primera antes de otras:D. Es muy bueno que tener de sentido de humor. "Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone....." es un frase del poema de Ella Wheeler Wilcox.

Corregid me por favor. Gracias.

CrOtALiTo February 28, 2011 10:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by vita32 (Post 106393)
:lol::lol:

Yo acuerdo con irmamar, Crotalito, nosotros deber concentremos de estudiar. Y no preocupe sobre de chistes rubias:D. Yo siento como una rubia de tiempos mas:o, especialmente aqui, pero es muy bien a reir de uno mismo. Creo que es mejor a reir de yo misma primera antes de otras:D. Es muy bueno que tener de sentido de humor. "Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone....." es un frase del poema de Ella Wheeler Wilcox.

Corregid me por favor. Gracias.
Yes I guess you are right.

We should to be worry for the learning and it's not for the jokes.:D

Still I'm in the office now here it's 23:44 A.M in Mexico.
It's later to be reading this kind to things for my brain :eek:

irmamar March 01, 2011 12:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrOtALiTo (Post 106477)

it's 23:44 A.M in Mexico.
What time is it? :thinking: :D

sosia March 01, 2011 01:47 AM
:applause:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Perikles (Post 106352)
During a recent password audit a blonde was asked, what her password was ?
Huey Duey Luey pluto Mickey Minnie Donald Goofy Canberra

When asked why so long ?
"Well it said it had to be at least 8 characters and 1 Capital"
:applause: :applause: :applause:

Why blondes do not work in M&M's checking the correct spelling of the "M"'s?
Because they check the "W"'s as bad.......

CrOtALiTo March 01, 2011 11:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by irmamar (Post 106481)
What time is it? :thinking: :D
That times is midnight, last night I was working until three of the morning, all the days I'm closed in the office, I can't tolerate more this enslavement.


I hope you reach to understand me clearly.:)

irmamar March 01, 2011 12:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrOtALiTo (Post 106542)
That times is midnight, last night I was working until three of the morning, all the days I'm closed in the office, I can't tolerate more this enslavement.


I hope you reach to understand me clearly.:)
Yes, I understand you and I understood you before, I was joking :D Because if you say "it's 23:44 A.M" it's a mistake. You should say "it's 23:44" or "11:44 PM". :D AM means "Ante Meridiem", before midday; PM means "Post Meridiem", after midday (midday = 12 o'clock in the morning). AM and PM are only used if you use 12-hours, whereas if you use 24 hours you don't have to use AM and PM. :)

You shouldn't work so hard. :sad: :rose:

And talking about numbers :thinking: , a silly joke that I've been told today:

- ¿Entiendes de matemáticas?
- Más o menos. ¿Por?

:D

Cloudgazer March 01, 2011 02:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by irmamar (Post 106547)
And talking about numbers :thinking: , a silly joke that I've been told today:

- ¿Entiendes de matemáticas?
- Más o menos. ¿Por?

:D
¡Jaja! Voy a compartir éste. "Más o menos. ¿Por?" de veras...:lol:

Ok. Aquí tenéis mi primer intento tonto:

- ¿Por qué se ríe tanto Júpiter?
- Porque es jovial.

CrOtALiTo March 01, 2011 04:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by irmamar (Post 106547)
Yes, I understand you and I understood you before, I was joking :D Because if you say "it's 23:44 A.M" it's a mistake. You should say "it's 23:44" or "11:44 PM". :D AM means "Ante Meridiem", before midday; PM means "Post Meridiem", after midday (midday = 12 o'clock in the morning). AM and PM are only used if you use 12-hours, whereas if you use 24 hours you don't have to use AM and PM. :)

You shouldn't work so hard. :sad: :rose:

And talking about numbers :thinking: , a silly joke that I've been told today:

- ¿Entiendes de matemáticas?
- Más o menos. ¿Por?

:D

Yes I didn't see my big mistake in my post, thank you for refresh my brain.

I will keep your commentary.

Sincerely yours.

irmamar March 02, 2011 04:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cloudgazer (Post 106569)
¡Jaja! Voy a compartir éste. "Más o menos. ¿Por?" de veras...:lol:

Ok. Aquí tenéis mi primer intento tonto:

- ¿Por qué se ríe tanto Júpiter?
- Porque es jovial.
¿Es tuyo? :rolleyes: :D :D

Cloudgazer March 02, 2011 09:47 PM
:whistling:Sí, es mío...:o (pero se debe haber hecho antes.)

irmamar March 03, 2011 01:15 AM
Va, que tú puedes hacerlo mejor. :D

JPablo March 03, 2011 11:54 AM
I don't know if this one is already in this long thread, as I have not read the whole thing, but here is one one-liner,
"Better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt".

Cloudgazer March 03, 2011 12:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by irmamar (Post 106663)
Va, que tú puedes hacerlo mejor. :D
Ya sé, ya sé...¡es horrible! Jajaja :rolleyes:

Quote:
Originally Posted by JPablo (Post 106708)
I don't know if this one is already in this long thread, as I have not read the whole thing, but here is one one-liner,
"Better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt".
¡Me encanta este refrán tan acertador!

JPablo March 03, 2011 12:27 PM
A mí también... pero yo siempre acabo abriendo la bocaza... :D

CrOtALiTo March 03, 2011 04:43 PM
Hello Pablo.

The bocaza word means Bocota that is equivalent in Mexico.

Cloudgazer March 03, 2011 09:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JPablo (Post 106712)
A mí también... pero yo siempre acabo abriendo la bocaza... :D
Jajaja...¡lo mismo! :D

pinosilano March 04, 2011 06:08 AM
A: nunca he podido decir zapato...
B: ¿cómo no?... lo acabas de decir...
A: no, escúchame...jueves, viernes, zapato y domingo...
B: ¡Plop!

AngelicaDeAlquezar March 04, 2011 08:34 AM
For those thinking about dumb blondes: ;)

Cloudgazer March 04, 2011 09:14 AM
Good ol' Goldie. :) Classic! Thanks for this, Angélica!


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