Hilo de Chistes / Joke Thread - Page 21

When someone believes he is speaking in English and in fact is mimicking Spanish features using English words, we say he speaks "Brutish English".

Supongo que tienes razón, también cuadra así. :)

:D :D :D

Hi crotalito.
I'ts only a joke. You use the literal meaning of an english word in a spanish sentence.

más Brutish English --> Inglés en bruto, Brutánico
When do you pounds? -->translation word to word --> ¿Cuando libras?--> ¿Cuando tienes vacaciones?
I book tomorrow --> Yo libro mañana --> Mañana tengo un día libre.
saludos :D

Call me stupid ....... or don't, please...but I don't understand

:confused::banghead::banghead::banghead:

I didn't either until I read the following post.

Sadly, I suddenly understood it in a flash about 24 hours later. Hilarious. :rolleyes:

Wow... I take Spanish speakers would get it faster... although when I first read it... I also pondered for a little bit...

Brutish English has things like,

Monalisa = Monkeyflat (Instead of Mona Lisa)
Telepatía = TV for the aunt (instead of telepathy)
Patológico = Logical duck (instead of Pathological)
Candidato = Dog say datum (instead of candidate)

If = Si / Yes = Sí
Between = Entre / Come in = Entre (entrar)

If, if, between = Si, si, entre. :D

Here are some with names,

Estela: She is cloth.

Marcela: Sea jealous.

Zulema: Her slogan.

Norma: Regulation.

Paloma: Pidgeon.

María Rosa: Mary Pink.

Elisa: She is flat.

I liked so much the Mary name where is used that name in your country.

Mary pink?

Where?

OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!

Now I get it! I still have the record....36 hours without "getting it"...qué bruta.

But in my defense, had never heard of Brutish English, Oh, oh, is my stupidity showing?

:banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead:

Some names that I have come across:

Lillian Bloom
Anita Matris
Ralph Di Norcia
Mita Speiser
Ruth Canal
Fay Spitz
Harry Kirshner
Helen Berlin
Iona House

There's more. I just don't recall them at the moment.

Helen Berlin :D
Ruth Canal :D:D:D

It looks material for Bart's phone calls:

Bart- "I'm looking for a woman. Last name Hogankis, first name Amanda"
Moe- "Hey ... I'm looking for Amanda Hogan'kiss ... hey! .. Amanda Hogankiss"
[Everybody laughing]
Barney- "Your standard is too high, Moe!"

César Noso
Armando Esteban Quito
Elsa Quito
Susana Oria
Benito Cámelo

y todos los oscares:
Oscar A. Melo, Oscar Pintero y Oscar Nívoro

Y lo de los seis hermanos Gerte mejor lo dejamos ...

Son todos clásicos del sexto grado.

Pensé que este lugar era para aprender....







y hasta ahora, no hay ni un chiste nuevo! :impatient: :whistling: :showoff: :lol:

Bueno, uno de abogados... (Pregunta verídica de un abogado)

¿Estaba usted presente cuando le tomaron la foto?

Sobre todo si eres fan de Les Luthiers ¿verdad?

:):D:lol::lol::lol:

Es que los últimos chistes que me han contado no se pueden poner aquí... :rolleyes: :D :D

Padecemos del mismo dolor. :rolleyes:

Ustedes los ponen, nosotros miramos pa' otro lado.:angel: