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chileno February 26, 2012 10:49 PM
:):D:lol::lol::lol: :applause:

vita32 March 03, 2012 07:36 AM
Left vs right ambiguity (in English)

Driver: Do I turn left?
Passenger (who knows where to go): Right.
The driver turns right which upsets the passenger.
Passenger: No!!! You're suppose to turn left!!!
Driver: But you told me to turn right!!!
Passenger: No! I didn't say that!
Driver: Yes you did!!!

chileno March 03, 2012 07:56 AM
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Originally Posted by vita32 (Post 122749)
Left vs right ambiguity (in English)

Driver: Do I turn left?
Passenger (who knows where to go): Right.
The driver turns right which upsets the passenger.
Passenger: No!!! You're supposed to turn left!!!
Driver: But you told me to turn right!!!
Passenger: No! I didn't say that!
Driver: Yes you did!!!
:):D:lol::lol::lol:

CrOtALiTo March 06, 2012 12:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by vita32 (Post 122749)
Left vs right ambiguity (in English)

Driver: Do I turn left?
Passenger (who knows where to go): Right.
The driver turns right which upsets the passenger.
Passenger: No!!! You're suppose to turn left!!!
Driver: But you told me to turn right!!!
Passenger: No! I didn't say that!
Driver: Yes you did!!!
The driver passenger is some foolish hahaha

Glen March 06, 2012 05:15 PM
MINISTERIO: pequeño aparato estereofónico

Don José March 08, 2012 04:53 PM
Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?
Because his teacher was Haydn.

Glen March 12, 2012 07:52 PM
There are three kinds of people in the world: those who are good at math and those who are not.
Also, a recent survey reveals that four thirds of the population do not understand fractions.

chileno March 12, 2012 08:29 PM
:):D:lol::lol::lol:

wrholt March 12, 2012 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Glen (Post 123165)
There are three kinds of people in the world: those who are good at math and those who are not.
...
And then there's the nerd version of the joke:

There are 10 kinds of people in the word: those who understand binary numbers, and those who don't.

Glen March 13, 2012 07:13 PM
There was a company called Tates that manufactured compasses. The quality of the compass they produced was not very good, though. In fact, it was so inaccurate that people started saying He who has a Tates is lost.

Rusty March 13, 2012 07:26 PM
I like! :thumbsup:

caliber1 March 13, 2012 09:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by wrholt (Post 123170)
And then there's the nerd version of the joke:

There are 10 kinds of people in the word: those who understand binary numbers, and those who don't.
LOL!!!! I just saw that on a shirt the other day.:D

Glen March 25, 2012 06:41 PM
There is a theory that the original inhabitants of the North American continent crossed over from present-day Russia to what is now Alaska. They could have, once they got their Bering Strait.

Glen April 09, 2012 07:18 PM
A vulture carrying two dead raccoons tried to go through airport security. The agent looked at him and said, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."

chileno April 09, 2012 07:50 PM
:):D:lol::lol::lol: :applause:

Glen April 14, 2012 05:35 PM
What did the Leaning Tower of Pisa say to Big Ben?

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aleCcowaN April 14, 2012 05:58 PM
All those jokes are excellent to improve vocabulary in an amusing fashion.

Glen April 20, 2012 05:54 PM
What did the cattle rustler who was about to be hanged say to himself when he received a last-minute pardon from the Governor?
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Glen May 18, 2012 03:54 PM
Three women were complaining about how their husbands would not eat leftovers:

"My husband is a tire salesman and he calls them re-treads."
"My husband is even worse. He's a football coach and he calls them re-runs."
"That's nothing compared to mine. He's a funeral home director and he calls them remains."

aleCcowaN May 18, 2012 04:35 PM
Yummy!!! (:yuck:)

:lol::lol::lol:


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