Puns - Page 4

Then I can say.
When a person isn't a person.

I'm right?

Remember, puns are only funny when you apply more than one meaning (son juegos de palabras). The verb 'turn into' doesn't always mean 'doblar en/por'. It also means 'convertirse en'.

Where's the rest of the joke?

Son: When is a person not a person?
Father: When he's a pear, son!

I think I just made up that one. :D

I think you did, too. (Too bad 'pear, son' isn't pronounced exactly like 'person'. 'Purse, son' is, but it doesn't make sense.)

I found:
When is a person not a person?
When he's a little cross!

Witty, witty! :D
You can check this link,
http://www.hofbforum.com/topic/27666...or-punny-wits/
These are all cool, like,
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"

Yeah, I used a bit of creative license with the pronunciation on mine. I couldn't help it. It popped into my head and made me laugh so I had to share :D

I like the one you found much better :)

And... did you hear the variation of
"Life is a bLeach, and then you dYe"?

I always like the bumper sticker:
Visualize whirled peas.

Hah! :D
Yes, no more guars!!

guar (gwär), n.
a plant of the legume family, grown as a forage crop and for its seeds, which produce a gum (guar gum) used as a thickening agent and stabilizer in foods and pharmaceuticals and as sizing for paper and cloth.

:hmm:Hmm. I'm seeing a pattern here with peas mashed whirled and used
a in industrial food production. Peace.

@David: :lol:


Two "bilingual" ones:

-- ¿Cuántas anclas tiene un barco?
-- Once, porque al zarpar, el capitán dice: "¡Eleven anclaaaas!"

-- ¿Por qué el mar es azul?
-- Porque los peces hacen "blu, blu, blu".

Se me hace que vemos el mismo canal. ;) :D

Am I right.

Thank you for the observation in my post.
I did some mistakes.

When a business not is a business.

I think what that form is the best way what I can do it.

Thank you for your support.

@David: :lol: Yes, I've been reminded of such an old joke with those commercials. ;)

And...
Did you hear about the Buddhist who went to the dentist and refused to take
Novocain? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

This one is perhaps a bit tricky:

Why should you never say cogito ergo sum before carpe diem?

Because that would be putting Descartes before de Horace. (cringe)

Very nice Perikles. :thumbsup:

Mathematical puns are a sine of madness.

:D That is neat! Unfortunately 'untranslatable' (poner el carro delante del caballo!) :applause:

:lol::lol::lol:

What about,
Be kind to your dentist... he has fillings too!