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Hilo de Chistes / Joke Thread - Page 5


brute August 07, 2009 01:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrOtALiTo (Post 45225)
I don't like the a little banana named in my country ( Platano Dominico ).


They are a bad taste.
Maybe not, but Placido Domingo is a brilliant singer!!:D:lol::lol:

CrOtALiTo August 07, 2009 02:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by brute (Post 45256)
Maybe not, but Placido Domingo is a brilliant singer!!:D:lol::lol:
I didn't understand your commentary.

brute August 07, 2009 02:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrOtALiTo (Post 45263)
I didn't understand your commentary.
Sorry! Platano Dominico must be must be someone else!:thinking::thinking:

irmamar August 07, 2009 03:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by brute (Post 45256)
Maybe not, but Placido Domingo is a brilliant singer!!:D:lol::lol:
Good! :lol: :lol: :applause:

Crotalito, Brute is joking with ""Plácido Domingo" and "plátano dominico" (un juego de palabras)

CrOtALiTo August 07, 2009 03:21 PM
I got it boys.

I'm sorry sometimes is hard to understand them, most if I'm no going in the same game.

irmamar August 07, 2009 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by CrOtALiTo (Post 45270)
I got it boys.

I'm sorry sometimes is hard to understand them, most if I'm no going in the same game.
Don't worry, sometimes I don't understand them, either. It's difficult when speaking different languages :)

CrOtALiTo August 07, 2009 07:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by irmamar (Post 45272)
Don't worry, sometimes I don't understand them, either. It's difficult when speaking different languages :)
I think so.;)

bobjenkins August 10, 2009 09:15 PM
Quote:
El doctor llama por teléfono a su paciente:

- Vera, tengo una noticia buena y otra mala.

- Bueno... dígame primero la buena.

- Los resultados del análisis indican que le quedan 24 horas de vida.

- Pero, bueno, ¿eso es la buena noticia? ¿Entonces cuál es la mala?

- Que llevo intentando localizarle desde ayer.

Quote:
- Doctor, doctor, tengo tendencias suicidas, ¿qué hago?

- Págueme ya mismo.

CrOtALiTo August 10, 2009 10:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bobjenkins (Post 45730)
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Nice but nice man thanks :D:applause:

lee ying August 11, 2009 12:30 AM
por que la abeja se caso?
por que queria su luna de miel

why the bee want to married?
because he wants his honeymon

bobjenkins August 11, 2009 01:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lee ying (Post 45735)
why the bee want to married?
because he wants his honeymon
jajaja bueno!:muybien:

CrOtALiTo August 11, 2009 11:36 AM
Very nice the jokes even thought, I'd like to hear red jokes.


Know someone about the red jokes?

Here in Mexico they're very commonly.

María José August 11, 2009 12:21 PM
- Mamá, mamá... ¿por que estamos empujando el coche hacia el precipicio?:confused:
- ¡Calla que vas a despertar a tu padre!:shh:

bobjenkins August 11, 2009 12:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by María José (Post 45793)
- Mamá, mamá... ¿por que estamos empujando el coche hacia el precipicio?:confused:
- ¡Calla que vas a despertar a tu padre!:shh:
:p:eek::eek:

irmamar August 12, 2009 01:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrOtALiTo (Post 45784)
Very nice the jokes even thought, I'd like to hear red jokes.


Know someone about the red jokes?

Here in Mexico they're very commonly.
What are "red jokes"? :confused:

sosia August 12, 2009 07:38 AM
-papa, papa, ¿que hace mama corriento tanto?
-calla hijo y pásame otro cartucho...... :D:D

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In Spain, you must cross the Atlantic in order to go to the USA
-Papá, papá, yo no quiero ir a Estados Unidos
-calla hijo y sigue nadando :D:D

brute August 12, 2009 09:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sosia (Post 45883)
-papa, papa, ¿que hace mama corriento tanto?
-calla hijo y pásame otro cartucho...... :D:D

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In Spain, you must cross the Atlantic in order to go to the USA
-Papá, papá, yo no quiero ir a Estados Unidos
-calla hijo y sigue nadando :D:D
!Ah! Papá ha despertado en el coche:eek::eek::eek:

CrOtALiTo August 12, 2009 11:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by irmamar (Post 45860)
What are "red jokes"? :confused:
They're jokes with double sense.

I mean, they're a kind to joke only for adult people.

Good joke Maria Jose. I liked much your joke it was very recreative.

Good job Sosia.

I believe that all you are ready for the jokes's marathon soon in the channel thirteen.

poli August 12, 2009 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted by CrOtALiTo (Post 45907)
They're jokes with double sense.

I mean, they're a kind to joke only for adult people.

Good joke Maria Jose. I like much your joke it was very recreative.
En inglés son blue jokes. Siempre pensaba que en español eran chistes verdes.

sosia August 13, 2009 12:08 AM
"Adult jokes" en españa son chistes verdes, as poli says. :D


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