Can somebody translate this?

Can somebody translate this?
 

Hey, I need help translating this into English.



To anybody who is willing to help, thank you so much!
Make sure to watch 'till the end, there is a bit more at the end, it is only 21 seconds.

Thanks again,
Joe.

Just a couple of crude insults.

Is there any chance you can tell me what they are?
 

Could you translate them, please. I need to know what each of them mean.

Thanks a lot,
Joe.

La primera se refiere a la 'fellatio'.
La segunda es una ofensa dirigida a una persona insultando a su madre.

Obviously those are very rude words, vulgar and offensive; the first phrase translated into slang English is