Post your favorite quotes!

Post your favorite quotes!
 

Whatever language you want! ^_^

Here's mine:

they are all on this page:
http://www.wisdomquotes.com/cat_age.html

here are some of my FAVORITE ONES!

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.

No creo quien dicía, pero me gusta 'Si Dios no quiere para nosotros comemos las animales, ¿porque el hacía los de carne?'

No creo a quien lo dijo, pero me gusta "Si dios no quiere que comamos a los animales, ¿Por qué los hizo de carne?"

hmmm will you post that in English?

"If god doesn't want us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?"

"I am not young enough to know everything"--Oscar Wilde
No soy bastante joven conocerlo todo.

"If you see a fork in the road, take it."-- Yogi Berra
Si encuentra una bifurcación en el camino, cójela.

That would be correct. However, it does not make sense either in English.

Who makes you eat meat? :-) The devil? :eek:

Fork is un tenedor,and it is used to eat. Something that Yogi didn't like much...:rolleyes:

It's from a comedian, in response to vegetarians that say you shouldn't kill animals for food (note: I just think it's funny, I don't think you're wrong if you chose to be a vegetarian).

No problem. Just that I was taking it from the logic side. :-)

A fork is also a bifurcation. Yogi Berra is a retired professional baseball player who is really famous for hilarious non-sequiturs. His quote sounds like sage advise but it isn't advise at all.

:lol: :lol:

I love the eat meat, unfortunately, but I love animals :P

This is more of a joke:

I love my kids, they taste like chicken.

haha

"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true"
"Los datos son insensatos! Puede usar los datos para arguye algo que está un poco verdad aun!"
-Homer Simpson.

(Lot of words/phrases I'm not familiar with there, hope I was at least close! :)).
This particular quote appeals to my scientific side, and the growing trend of people using data they think are facts to prove things that are really not realted. And yes, it's suppose to be a funny quote.

What? I read Yogi bear!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o:o:o:o

Right! it is so funny. :lol:

George Phillips age 82 of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?' He said 'No.' Then they said
'All patrols were busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available.' George said, 'Okay'. He hung up the phone and counted to 30.
Then he phoned the police again.
'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them.' and hung up.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed..
One of the Policemen said to George, 'I thought you said that you shot them!'
George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!'

:lol:

Jajajaj. I almost not understand the joke but just I endeavored me much to understand the joke.

What man more crazy phoned to all the police team only for a person in his shed.

Really fun your joke chileno.

hahahahaha that was a good one! :lol: