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Seven stupid questions


CrOtALiTo May 08, 2009 06:11 PM

Seven stupid questions
 
7 PREGUNTAS IDIOTAS
1. LLegando a casa te preguntan
¿Ya llegaste?

Lo que provoca decirle es:
No! Estoy en camino. Sólo me adelanté para ver si estaba alguien en casa cuando yo llegara!
2. Te acaban de asaltar, llegas a casa y le dices a tu hermano:
' ! ! Me acaban de robar ! !

Y el pregunta: ¿Quién?
Lo que provoca decirle es:
No sé, es que estábamos tan apurados que no tuvimos tiempo de presentarnos ! ! !
3. Se te pierden las llaves y te ven desesperado, preguntan:
¿Pero donde las dejaste?
Lo que provoca decirle es:
¿Sabes qué? Las dejé en el carro, pero me fascina andar de idiota por toda la casa buscándolas ! ! !
4. Después de tener el cabello largo, decides cortártelo, al salir de la peluquería encuentras con tu amiga y pregunta:
¿Te cortaste el cabello?

Lo que provoca decirle es:
No... es que me creció la cabeza ! !
5. Te encuentras en la fila para entrar al cine cargando tus popcorn, soda, papitas, helado, chocolates y hot dog encuentras a tu amigo (el mentá'o de arriba) y te pregunta:
' ¿ Vas a entrar al cine ? ?

Lo que provoca decirle es:
' !'Tas loco, es que voy a revender todo esto dentro del cine; es buen negocio sabes! !
6. Típico: Vas caminado de prisa para llegar a tiempo a X lugar y de pronto te caes por las escalera. Estás en el suelo, te sobas, estás muerto de dolor a punto de llorar, y tu amigo, te dice:
¡ ¡ Aayy ! ! ¿Te caíste?

Lo que provoca decirle es:
' ¡ N'ombe, que va, 'toy practicando pa' una fractura !
7.LLegando a tu casa bajo un tremendo aguacero, después de haber caminado como bestia. Estás mojado hasta la última costura de la ropa interior y te preguntan:
' ¿¿¿ Te mojaaaste ??? '
Lo que provoca decirles es:
¡ ¡ Nooooó . . . .es que quise bañarme con todo y ropa ! ! SI TE GUSTO REENVÍALO A TUS CONTACTOS...
Y el pilón...
Cuando te hablan por teléfono al número de tu CASA te preguntan ....
¿DÓNDE ESTÁS?

Rusty May 08, 2009 08:03 PM

:lol::lol::lol:

Elaina May 09, 2009 09:17 AM

:applause::lol:

Jessica May 09, 2009 10:10 AM

I'm confused.

irmamar May 09, 2009 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jchen (Post 34905)
I'm confused.

¡Pero si es muy bueno, jchen!

They're so obvious questions that they make one laugh. Don't you understand them)

Jessica May 09, 2009 02:41 PM

I understand only a few words, but that's not enough for me to understand what's funny...

Elaina May 09, 2009 03:20 PM

Jchen, sometimes people ask questions that the answer is so obvious it is silly to ask the question........

For example,

You come home from school and as you are walking in the door your brother asks, are you home?
-Obviously you are otherwise you wouldn't be there!

Or....

You misplace your house key and are crazy looking for it and your brother asks you, where did you leave it?
-Obviously you don't remember do you?

Things along that line. That's why Crotalito labeled it, "7 Preguntas Idiotas"

I hope you understand it a little now.

Tomisimo May 09, 2009 04:40 PM

Made me laugh. :)

Jane May 09, 2009 06:22 PM

Funny. :lol:

CrOtALiTo May 09, 2009 06:58 PM

I'm happy that the jokes were very funny for you, I hope you have could to understand them very well, if you have doubt about it, then you can ask me.

bobjenkins May 10, 2009 02:07 AM

It took long but I was able to translate the first few:lol::lol: So funny when people ask these questions,

chileno May 10, 2009 07:47 AM

Excelente Crotalito!!!

:D

Jessica May 10, 2009 08:39 AM

Still don't understand :|

chileno May 10, 2009 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jchen (Post 35026)
Still don't understand :|

Ok. The first one translated for you.

1. LLegando a casa te preguntan
¿Ya llegaste?

Lo que provoca decirle es:
No! Estoy en camino. Sólo me adelanté para ver si estaba alguien en casa cuando yo llegara!


Just on arriving home, someone asks: You arrived home?

Which begs to say: No, I'm still on my way here, Just that I got ahead because I wanted to know if there was somebody in here by the time I arrive... ;)

Jessica May 10, 2009 10:23 AM

oh ok thanks for the translation :) But how is that funny? :thinking: sorry but sometimes some jokes aren't funny (I don't get it) :P

chileno May 10, 2009 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jchen (Post 35029)
oh ok thanks for the translation :) But how is that funny? :thinking: sorry but sometimes some jokes aren't funny (I don't get it) :P

The problem is when a joke has to be explained, is not funny anymore.

The theme is that to a stupid question it deserves a stupid answer... :)

Jessica May 12, 2009 03:51 PM

o ok then the 2nd one has something to do with your brother...:thinking:

Jane May 12, 2009 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chileno (Post 35040)
The problem is when a joke has to be explained, is not funny anymore.

The theme is that to a stupid question it deserves a stupid answer... :)

Now, this is very funny! :wicked: :whistling:

CrOtALiTo May 12, 2009 06:03 PM

Yes, Chileno. Just it was a e-mail that arrive to my inbox and well I wanted share this information with you.

sosia May 13, 2009 01:34 AM

good ones :D


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