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Old January 11, 2011, 03:01 AM
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter "What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," he responded.
"Oh. ! Killing any?" she asked.
"Yes, 3 males, 2 females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

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Old January 11, 2011, 11:47 AM
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter "What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," he responded.
"Oh. ! Killing any?" she asked.
"Yes, 3 males, 2 females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."



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Old January 11, 2011, 12:00 PM
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Old January 11, 2011, 02:04 PM
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Old January 11, 2011, 02:24 PM
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Old January 11, 2011, 08:17 PM
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Nice the joke.

The flies are now venerated.

Hahahahaha!!!!
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