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Old July 25, 2009, 04:11 PM
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All the jokes are very nice.
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Ok, here's more jokes/riddles from me ^_^

Pretend you're in a jungle and a tiger is running after you. What should you do?
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What is clean when black and dirty when white?

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What word doesn't belong?
that, hat, what, mat, cat, sat, pat, chat
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Why is the letter T like an island?
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When is a car not a car?
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Forwards it is heavy, backwards it is not. What is it?
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The more you feed it, the more it grows high, but if you give it water, it shall quickly die. What is it?
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The Beginning of eternity, the end of space, the beginning of every end, the end of every place. What am I?
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What starts with P, ends with E, and has thousands of letters in it?
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Are nice your jokes.
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STOP PRETENDING
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Why is the letter T like an island?
me gusta eso!

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Pierde el sentido cuando se traducirlo al inglés

A magician was driving down the road and....
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Cual es el colmo de un herrero.


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Please, if you're lovable to give me a near translation of the jokes in Spanish.

Because I didn't understand anything and really I want to know (What it says)
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Please, if you're lovable to give me a near translation of the jokes in Spanish.

Because I didn't understand anything and really I want to know (What it says)
Usually: - Normalmente:

a nose smells - un nariz olfatea

feet run - los pies corren

In this case: - En este caso

the nose runs - el nariz gotea

the feet smell - los pies olen mal

upside down - de arriba abajo:crazy :
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Somehow, it loses a lot in the translation!

These jokes are "funny duh"!
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Thank you Brute for your help.


Elaina somehow the jokes translated of any language likely loss the sense, because is as to music, when you try to translate of English to Spanish less a little of the context correct.

Then this happen like than with the jokes.

Is better understand them in the original language than other language.
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Somehow, it loses a lot in the translation!

These jokes are "funny duh"!
Sí, es un juego de palabras.
Precisely. Funny duuuh!!
Impossible to translate as a joke. Hardly worth the effort really!
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I think "upside down" means "boca abajo". "Boca abajo" can mean both with the face on the floor and with the head on the floor and the feet in the air (yes, a strange definition, I know )
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I think "upside down" means "boca abajo". "Boca abajo" can mean both with the face on the floor and with the head on the floor and the feet in the air (yes, a strange definition, I know )
O en este caso, ¿nariz?
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O en este caso, ¿nariz?
¿nariz?

¿Nariz en el suelo y pies en el aire?
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¿nariz?

¿Nariz en el suelo y pies en el aire?
I like so much your picture.

Just I've had a dog of that pedigree.
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