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Old October 27, 2010, 05:55 PM
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His Jamaican is not good accent isn't very good.
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Old October 29, 2010, 09:39 AM
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Yes, but he's doing the intent in the translation, maybe he has't enough experience in English, then I don't know how is Jamaican accent, but he hasn't a market accent in his speech.


I believe everyone who don't native speaker English tend to speak of the same form, some mixed up.
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Chiste para el fin de semana:

A las once de la noche en las puertas de la botillería.

- ¡Señora!, ¡Señora!

- Sí. ¿Que quiere?

- Que me venda tres litros de vino

- ¿Y trae el envase?

- Con él habla...



Have a nice weekend!
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Old November 05, 2010, 10:57 PM
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Hahahahah.

Thank you very much for doing me laugh at least one moment.

I'm the bottle yes, I will drink Tequila
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Old November 06, 2010, 06:34 AM
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Aquí tienen unos chistecitos cortitos,

-Mozo, esta sopa tiene gusto a insecticida.
-Bueno, ¿entonces? ¡Cuando encuentra moscas también se queja?

-Yo hago los 100 metros en 5 segundos.
-No puede ser, si el record del mundo es casi 10 segundos.
-Es que encontré un atajo.

Un caracol se encuentra a otro caracol y lo saluda:
-¡Hola, caracol
-¡Hola, cara de lechuga!
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Tengo un chiste.

¿Qué dijo Dios después de crear al hombre? ¡Tengo que ser capaz de crear algo mejor!
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Old November 06, 2010, 03:45 PM
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Tengo un chiste.

¿Qué dijo Dios después de crear al hombre? ¡Tengo que ser capaz de crear algo mejor!
And he was right.
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Old November 06, 2010, 06:33 PM
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Tengo un chiste.

¿Qué dijo Dios después de crear al hombre? ¡Tengo que ser capaz de crear algo mejor!
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And he was right.
?Por que Senior Dios creó un mujer despues al hombre?
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?Por que Senior Dios creó un mujer despues al hombre?
Porque con el hombre hizo un experimento.
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Así es.

Una adivinanza: tengo dos pelos, tres ojos, dos narices y un dedo.
¿Qué soy?
- Deforme.

Otro,

- ¡Hola, Caperucita verde!
- ¡Hola, Lobo daltónico!
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JPablo, tal vez Caperucita verde tiene un vision mejor de la Caperucita roja
Vamos no continuar esta tipo de chiste porque me preocupe que esta creará malos sentimientos entres hombres y mujeres.
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JPablo, tal vez Caperucita verde tenga un vision mejor de la Caperucita roja
Dejemos de contar este tipo de chiste porque me preocupe que esta creará malos sentimientos entres hombres y mujeres.
I hope that was right...forgive me if those corrections were unneeded, I saw this as an opportunity to try to apply what I've learned recently. I also gave a suggestion for a a better way to say "Let's stop telling these types of jokes" based on what I've learned recently.

Espero que esto no te moleste.
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Old November 07, 2010, 08:05 PM
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I hope that was right...forgive me if those corrections were unneeded, I saw this as an opportunity to try to apply what I've learned recently. I also gave a suggestion for a a better way to say "Let's stop telling these types of jokes" based on what I've learned recently.

Espero que esto no te moleste.
Gracias, sé que necesito ayuda cada vez que hablo o escrito en español (Thank you I realize I need help whenever I speak or write in Spanish)

Bienvinidos a los foros!
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De nada, y gracias!
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@Vita32, bueno, no creo que nadie vaya a tener ningún problema con caperucita y el lobo feroz... no creo que tenga mucho que ver con la relación entre hombres y mujeres... (no *entres)

Curiosamente, hay muchos chistes sobre esas relaciones, y me parece que en todo caso pueden distender esas relaciones... pues la risa es siempre saludable... (si se entiende bien, claro... no hay intención de ofender a nadie...)

Existen los "chistes blancos" que no creo que ofendan a nadie, como este:

Estando un queso dormido... ¡se despierta todo asustado!
El jamón le dice:
- ¿Qué te pasa queso?
- Es que tuve una quesadilla...

(¡Bien por las correcciones!)
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@Vita32, bueno, no creo que nadie vaya a tener ningún problema con caperucita y el lobo feroz... no creo que tenga mucho que ver con la relación entre hombres y mujeres... (no *entres)

Curiosamente, hay muchos chistes sobre esas relaciones, y me parece que en todo caso pueden distender esas relaciones... pues la risa es siempre saludable... (si se entiende bien, claro... no hay intención de ofender a nadie...)

Existen los "chistes blancos" que no creo que ofendan a nadie, como este:

Estando un queso dormido... ¡se despierta todo asustado!
El jamón le dice:
- ¿Qué te pasa queso?
- Es que tuve una quesadilla...

(¡Bien por las correcciones!)
@JPablo,
Actualmente necisito a reír en vez de analizar los chistesestá es mi problemaTengo que descansar y dejar de tratar de ser corecto en todo momento(I need to chill out and quit trying to be proper at all times) Realmente me gusta tu variacion de Caperucita Verde, no he escuchado está
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¡Menos mal!
¡Me alegro!
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El niño pequeño dicen a su madre,"deseo un sánwich",y la madre dije,"?Que tipo de sánwich te gusta?" El nino dije, "el tipo que entre en la boca"
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