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February 26, 2012, 10:49 PM
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#502
March 03, 2012, 07:36 AM
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Left vs right ambiguity (in English)
Driver: Do I turn left? Passenger (who knows where to go): Right. The driver turns right which upsets the passenger. Passenger: No!!! You're suppose to turn left!!! Driver: But you told me to turn right!!! Passenger: No! I didn't say that! Driver: Yes you did!!!
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#503
March 03, 2012, 07:56 AM
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#504
March 06, 2012, 12:23 PM
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#505
March 06, 2012, 05:15 PM
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MINISTERIO: pequeño aparato estereofónico
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#506
March 08, 2012, 04:53 PM
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Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?
Because his teacher was Haydn.
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#507
March 12, 2012, 07:52 PM
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There are three kinds of people in the world: those who are good at math and those who are not.
Also, a recent survey reveals that four thirds of the population do not understand fractions.
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#508
March 12, 2012, 08:29 PM
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#509
March 12, 2012, 09:58 PM
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There are 10 kinds of people in the word: those who understand binary numbers, and those who don't.
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#510
March 13, 2012, 07:13 PM
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There was a company called Tates that manufactured compasses. The quality of the compass they produced was not very good, though. In fact, it was so inaccurate that people started saying He who has a Tates is lost.
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#511
March 13, 2012, 07:26 PM
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I like!
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#512
March 13, 2012, 09:30 PM
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March 25, 2012, 06:41 PM
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There is a theory that the original inhabitants of the North American continent crossed over from present-day Russia to what is now Alaska. They could have, once they got their Bering Strait.
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#514
April 09, 2012, 07:18 PM
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A vulture carrying two dead raccoons tried to go through airport security. The agent looked at him and said, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
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April 09, 2012, 07:50 PM
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#517
April 14, 2012, 05:58 PM
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All those jokes are excellent to improve vocabulary in an amusing fashion.
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#518
April 20, 2012, 05:54 PM
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What did the cattle rustler who was about to be hanged say to himself when he received a last-minute pardon from the Governor?
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#519
May 18, 2012, 03:54 PM
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Three women were complaining about how their husbands would not eat leftovers:
"My husband is a tire salesman and he calls them re-treads." "My husband is even worse. He's a football coach and he calls them re-runs." "That's nothing compared to mine. He's a funeral home director and he calls them remains."
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#520
May 18, 2012, 04:35 PM
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Yummy!!! (
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