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Old April 03, 2013, 11:17 AM
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Lo único que sé en inglés es que el yellow es lo que se le pone a los cubatas para enfriarlos
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¡Muy bueno!
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¿En qué se parecen los hombres a los calcetines? En que sólo sirven para meter la pata.
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¡¡Vaya!!

¿En qué se parece un elefante a una cama?

Un elefante es un paquidermo.
Una cama es "paqueduermas"
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Old April 05, 2013, 03:10 PM
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Uy chistes malos, eso me gusta xD

En que se parecen las mujeres a los globos.

En que los globos tienden a subir, y las mujeres suben a tender.

xD

Sin animo de ofender, es sólo un chiste.
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Los chistes tontos nos ayudaron a aprender nuestro idioma...

Era tan tontín, tan tontín... que le llamaban "el campana".
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era tan tonto que rallaba las vacas para tomar leche en polvo.

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-Doctor, doctor, me duele aquí.
-Bueno, pues póngase ahí.
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Claro...
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Esto es un hombre muy, muy peludo que llega a la consulta de un médico gangoso y ceceante para saber de qué dolencia padece...

-Doctor, doctor, ¿qué padezco?
-Padece usted un osito... (o más "ceceante" "padeze uzted un ozito")
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Aunque repetido, está muy bueno!
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A little boy attending his first wedding asked his mother "Why is the bride wearing white?" She answered "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life." The boy was quiet for a minute, then asked "So why is the groom wearing black?"

A Frenchman asked,
- Wat ees a polar bear?
- It's a large animal covered in thick white fur, that hunts seals and eats them.
- Then I weel not do eet!
- Do what?
- Be a polar bear at the funeral.
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Ah! A pall bearer!!
(It took me a little bit to get it!)
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I was my head too!
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Plata no es, y oro no es. ¿Qué es?

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Right...

And,

Oro parece, plata no es, si quieres que te lo diga, espera.

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Right...

And,

Oro parece, plata no es, si quieres que te lo diga, espera.

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(Escuchado en la radio en catalán... más que “chistes” son jueguecitos de palabras... ¡A ver si los entienden!)

Resultados deportivos de este fin de semana:

Sevilla-Español 3-0 Titular: “La Sevilla del Diablo”
Barcelona-Betis 4-2 Titular: “lkdjf arflj alkjat” = (No hay palabras para Messi)
Real Madrid-Valladolid 4-3 Titular: “Derrota del Falladolid”
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Texan: "My ranch is so big that I can get in my truck and drive for an hour and not come to the end of it."
Visitor: "Yeah, well I used to have a truck like that myself."
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-Veo en su CV que sabe usted inglés. ¿Cómo se dice "mirar"?
-Look.
-¿Puede usarlo en una frase?
-Look, yo soy tu padre.
-Contratado.
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