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Old March 28, 2009, 10:29 PM
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I don't know anything about that word.
Which one, gaditano or gentilicio?
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Old March 29, 2009, 12:34 AM
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I`ve read all the joke and I want to add one of me.
once upon time..
Habia una vez un cien pies iba por la montaña subiendo y que habia una piedra entonce el cien pies se tropesó y se tropesó y se tropesó y se tropesó y ..................^_^ did you got it?
I`m not good telling jokes..*_*
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Old March 29, 2009, 09:17 AM
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Oh yeah, now I can understand you with your joke, but I believe that you sounded as a costeñito.

I have other joke.

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I don't understand it
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I`ve read all the jokes and I want to add one of mine.
once upon time..
Había una vez un ciempiés subiendo por la montaña, y de repente había una piedra y el ciempiés se tropezó y se tropezó y se tropezó y se tropezó y ..................^_^ did you get it?
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I don't know anything about that word.
which word?
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Old March 29, 2009, 01:42 PM
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Which one gaditano or gentilicio?

The two words.

Please you explain me the meaning of the two words.
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Old March 29, 2009, 03:45 PM
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The two words.

Please you explain me the meaning of the two words.
ok.

Gentilicio = Habitantes de un país.

Por ej: el gentilicio de Mexico es mexicano/a

El de Chile es chileno/a

En el caso de Cádiz es gaditano.

No hay palabra en Inglés que yo conozca y que signifique gentilicio. A menos que esté en un "unabridged dictionary", y no tengo uno, ni quiero tenerlo, porque no estoy para esos trotes nuevamente. :-)
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Quote: Profesor: ¿Cúanto es 5 x8?

Juanito: 40?

Teacher: iTe pasaste!

Juanito: 39? ...


Alas, I don't understand!
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Old March 29, 2009, 10:04 PM
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Quote: Profesor: ¿Cúanto es 5 x8?

Juanito: 40?

Teacher: iTe pasaste!

Juanito: 39? ...


Alas, I don't understand!

I share your opinion above it. I didn't understand anything of the joke, well of the a little joke that said before the Chileno in this forums. As you can see. I did the same question to you and the never answer me with a explain concrete.

But now you can explain us Chileno.

Your time has arrived.
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Old March 30, 2009, 08:41 AM
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Quote: Profesor: ¿Cúanto es 5 x8?

Juanito: 40?

Teacher: iTe pasaste!

Juanito: 39? ...


Alas, I don't understand!
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I share your opinion above it. I didn't understand anything of the joke, well of the a little joke that said before the Chileno in this forums. As you can see. I did the same question to you and the never answer me with a explain concrete.

But now you can explain us Chileno.

Your time has arrived.

¿Nunca han escuchado el término : pasarse?
Algo que uno hace bien, y la gente puede decir "se pasó" porque lo hizo muy bien.

Continuo mas tarde, por si todavía no entienden. :-)
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Old March 30, 2009, 09:28 AM
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Still I don't understand it.

Please you explain us.
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Old March 30, 2009, 10:29 AM
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Still I don't understand it.

Please you explain it to us.
Crotalito, tú usaste la palabra pasarse en otro post. ¿Correcto?

Cuando el profesor le dice al niño "Te pasaste, o sea Lo hicite muy bien"

El niño creyó que lo había hecho mal, y adivina nuevamente... :-)


Pero para este entonces, el chiste no tiene chiste.
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Old March 30, 2009, 07:24 PM
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Huy. My dear brother. I haven't more imagination for the jokes. Now I have other occupations in my life as look often to my dog because he's sick and he I don't know if the can survive to the illness. Then please I want not guess other meaning wrong in your joke, therefore please you explain me the joke now.
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Old March 30, 2009, 07:26 PM
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Huy. My dear brother. I haven't more imagination for the jokes. Now I have other occupations in my life as look often to my dog because he's sick and he I don't know if the can survive to the sick. Then please I want not guess other meaning wrong in your joke, therefore please you explain me the joke now.
Siento lo de tu perro.

Entodo caso el niño cree que esta equivocado y adivina 39, porque el profe le dijo que se habia pasado.


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Old March 30, 2009, 07:40 PM
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Huy.....

Now I got it.

I'm sorry.
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Si entiendo.......

You are using a play of words...

Unfortunately, now the joke isn't funny. Sorry!
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Si entiendo.......

You are using a play of words...

Unfortunately, now the joke isn't funny. Sorry!

I know!

But all the same.
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Un chiste............

La pareja está en el consultorio y el doctor le llama a la esposa y le dice,

"Si no quiere que se muera pronto su esposo, siga estas instrucciones al pié de la letra. Trátelo bien. Prepárele su comida favorita. Cúmplale sus deseos. No lo ponga a trabajar ni hacer quehaceres en casa. Si usted sigue mis recomendaciones, verá que en un año él estará totalmente recuperado."

El esposo se reúne con su esposa y le pregunta:

Esposo: ¿Qué te dijo el doctor?

Esposa: Dijo que no te queda mucho de vida.

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Un chiste............

La pareja está en el consultorio y el doctor le llama a la esposa y le dice,

"Si no quiere que se muera pronto su esposo, siga estas instrucciones al pié de la letra. Trátelo bien. Prepárele su comida favorita. Cúmplale sus deseos. No lo ponga a trabajar ni hacer quehaceres en casa. Si usted sigue mis recomendaciones, verá que en un año él estará totalmente recuperado."

El esposo se reúne con su esposa y le pregunta:

Esposo: ¿Qué te dijo el doctor?

Esposa: Dijo que no te queda mucho de vida.

jajajaja
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Ahí va otro.

¿En qué se parecen los hombres a los diplomas?

En que es difícil conseguir uno y luego no sabes qué hacer con él.
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