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Old August 13, 2009, 01:34 AM
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!Ah! Papá ha despertado en el coche
¡Chiste premiado!

¿Por qué cambiarán de color esos chistes? ¿Verdes, rojos, azules, ...?
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¡Chiste premiado!

¿Por qué cambiarán de color esos chistes? ¿Verdes, rojos, azules, ...?
¿Qué son chistes rojos exactamente?
¿Hay chistes azules en español también entonces?
¿Y por qué se los llaman chistes verdes?

En Holandés los llamamos ´schuine mop´o ´schuine grap´. ´chistes ladeados´. ´schuin´en Holandés tiene un doble significado, también quiere decir ´atrevido´.
Estos casi siempre tienen un significado sexual.
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It's ofter because the red jokes are more than an insult and the green jokes are more than a joke with more humor than insult.
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Rojos, verdes, azules y ladeados...

¿Alguien da más?
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Pink jokes...
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For some reason "red jokes" are not called "chistes rojos"...they're called "chistes colorados" and these are all sexual or nasty...
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What is green and smells like paint?

Green paint.

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No Jchen. The jokes are named red jokes because they contained insult or words out the place only it's for adult not kids, but and the pink jokes are more about the women than the mans, I hope you can understand the different between the colors that classify the jokes.
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I know but my joke was just a random joke, I wasn't going into your talk about red jokes
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Do you say "black jokes" or "black humour"? We say "chistes negros" or "humor negro":

- Por poco atropello a mi suegra.
- ¿Te fallaron los frenos?
- No, ¡me falló el acelerador!



Chistes verdes, azules, rojos, rosas, ladeados y negros. ¿Más?
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What is green and smells like paint?

Green paint.

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I know but my joke was just a random joke, I wasn't going into your talk about red jokes
I know, but even so you are funny.
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Hombre A -Yo a mi esposa siempre la llamo "cariño mío"
Hombre B - Vaya, veo que a pesar de tu edad sigues siendo un hombre tierno...
Hombre A - No, lo que pasa es que me olvidé de su nombre hace mucho y no me atrevo a preguntarle....
¡Mis vecinos se preguntarán por qué me río tanto!

Y, bueno, hablando de chistes negros:

Mi tío se murió de cataratas.
¿Le operaron?
No, le empujaron.
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¡Mis vecinos se preguntarán por qué me río tanto!

Y, bueno, hablando de chistes negros:

Mi tío se murió de cataratas.
¿Le operaron?
No, le empujaron.
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¡Mis vecinos se preguntarán por qué me río tanto!

Y, bueno, hablando de chistes negros:

Mi tío se murió de cataratas.
¿Le operaron?
No, le empujaron.
más así por favor!

¿Cómo se dice hazme reír en Ärabe?
Hasmejaja.

¿Cómo se dice estoy muerto en Inglés?
Memory.

El dinero no da la felicidad, pero prefiero llorar en un Ferrari.
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Que significa "Why" en inglés?
Por qué.
Por saberlo.
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Por qué.
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Mi tío se murió de cataratas.
¿Le operaron?
No, le empujaron.


Un cazador está en un safari. Aparece un terrible león delante suya. Le dispara, pero no tiene cartuchos, desesperado, ruega "oh Dios, inspirale sentimientos cristianos a este animal"
El león se para delante suya, junta los brazós en posición de orar y dice.
-"Bendice Señor, estos alimentos que vamos a tomar..........·

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Un cazador está en un safari. Aparece un terrible león delante suya. Le dispara, pero no tiene cartuchos, desesperado, ruega "oh Dios, inspirale sentimientos cristianos a este animal"
El león se para delante suya, junta los brazós en posición de orar y dice.
-"Bendice Señor, estos alimentos que vamos a tomar..........·

saludos
Very nice your jokes.

Then the animal was preparing itself to eat the man, and well as all Cristian ask to god for the food.

I believe that in this word the different is that the man ask to god, when they're eating the animals.
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