For laughs.

[Jane]

I had a good laugh reading this, so I thought to share it with everyone here...
Kids are quick!
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!

[CrOtALiTo]

Jajajajaja, At least today, I could laugh reading your laughter, very good your jokes.

[María José]

Thanks, Jane. I had a good time reading your jokes.

[Rusty]

Originally Posted by CrOtALiTo

Jajajajaja, At least today, I could laugh reading your laughter, very good your jokes.

Corrections:

Ha Ha Ha! At least today I could laugh (while) reading your jokes. Your jokes (They) were very good.

En inglés, decimos Ha Ha Ha! en vez de jajaja. Como no podemos leer la risa (laughter), puse jokes. En la última frase, te faltan la cópula to be (conjugated as were) y el órden correcto (sustantivo, cópula, predicado adjetivo).

[Alfonso]

Really funny, Jane. They all are very you.

Rusty, cópula is perfect Spanish for what you mean, but one could think you are not speaking about grammar. Te falta la cópula, well, at least he got to first level base...

[Rusty]

Originally Posted by Alfonso

Rusty, cópula is perfect Spanish for what you mean, but one could think you are not speaking about grammar. Te falta la cópula, well, at least he got to first level...

You know I was talking about grammar, a linking verb!

We say at least he got to first base, by the way.

[Alfonso]

OK, to first base.

You can also say: verbo copulativo which sounds less provocative.

[Rusty]

Yeah, I knew that was an option. Thanks.

I didn't think that what I said would be taken provocatively.

[CrOtALiTo]

Ha,ha,ha,==== This is it will be my laugh now.

Thanks. jokers.

[Alfonso]

Originally Posted by Rusty

Yeah, I knew that was an option. Thanks.

I didn't think that what I said would be taken provocatively.

No, of course not. It's just me. I've been watching a documentary about wild animals on TV and we are in the Spring...

[CrOtALiTo]

What is (spring)?

I'm sorry but I don't understand you, the part of (we are in the spring).

Could you explain me, a little better or light.

Thanks.

[Alfonso]

Querido Jorge: During Spring, hormones go crazy and change people's habits. I'm not sure if this will enlighten the meaning of the post above, but... if you reread it... maybe you'll understand it... Any volunteer to explain what happens during Spring?

[poli]

Nunca sabía que los verbos copulan. ¡Por eso hay tantos! Poco a poco aprendo.

[Alfonso]

Originally Posted by poli

No sabía que los verbos copulan. ¡Por eso hay tantos! Poco a poco aprendo.

You can also say: No sabía que los verbos copulaban.

This morning, in El Retiro, I've seen a couple of verbs copulating. People passed by pretending not to see them. Does such a thing happen in Central Park?

To use nunca sabía you should refer to a repeated action in a past period of time: Me volvía loco, nunca sabía lo que estaba a punto de suceder.

[CrOtALiTo]

I continue without understand you

[Alfonso]

Originally Posted by CrOtALiTo

I continue without still don't understand you

Before to explain it to you, Crotalito, I must make sure you are over eighteen or that legal age in your country to be fully responsible of your acts.
If so, I will send you a private message.

[sosia]

good jokes!

[María José]

Estás más "gone out"(traducción chapuza, nobody think this is real English), Alfonso... By the way, do you know what the word is in English? I'll give you a clue. It starts with h.

[María José]

Originally Posted by Alfonso

You can also say: No sabía que los verbos copulaban.

This morning, in El Retiro, I've seen a couple of verbs copulating. People passed by pretending not to see them. Does such a thing happen in Central Park?

To use nunca sabía you should refer to a repeated action in a past period of time: Me volvía loco, nunca sabía lo que estaba a punto de suceder.

People didn't pretend not to see them. They didn't see them. It wasn't that obvious...
In Central Park? Please, Americans are decent people, unlike these decadent Europeans...

[Tomisimo]

Great Jokes! Thanks for the laughter.