Ayuda por favor

Ayuda por favor
 

I need some natural sounding "rants" with meanings.Preferably castellano

something equivalent to ...ah sh*t
ah f**k

i need some better thank you's than boring "gracias" or muchas gracias

To rant and rave is "despotricar"...

But... do you want something like "j*d*r" or the euphemistics "jope" "jolín"?

What about "miérrr-coles"? (for "mi*rda")?

This one it's a bit too strong: ¡****! :rolleyes: :D

Caramba is safer than cara..