¿El pollo o el huevo?

[brute]

Zeus tenía una novia llamada Gallina, qui puso tre huevos. Ellos nacieron en un gallo, una gallina y un Apolo

(gracias Amberina)

[CrOtALiTo]

Jajajajaj.


I liked alots your joke.

I hope you've the opportunity to write more jokes in the this place.


I'll be waiting it.

[irmamar]

Originally Posted by poli

Bob you shouldn't have put otro lado in the question. I spoils the punchline
Naturalmente the answer is para poner huevos
Si Irma, lo sé. Los pollos no ponen huevos.

¿La broma es que un pollo cruzó la carretera para poner huevos? Strange sense of humour

¿Cuál es el único animal que da vueltas después de muerto?

[poli]

cuál dime cuál

[AngelicaDeAlquezar]

@Irma: ¿Tiene algo que ver con...

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...un huevo revuelto?

[CrOtALiTo]

Originally Posted by irmamar

¿La broma es que un pollo cruzó la carretera para poner huevos? Strange sense of humour

¿Cuál es el único animal que da vueltas después de muerto?

It sound like to the joke of the dog, because the dog is the unit animal that gives return when is die.

[brute]

Originally Posted by CrOtALiTo

It sound like to the joke of the dog, because the dog is the unit animal that gives return when is die.

The werewolf returns to drink your blood!!

[irmamar]

Angelica, muy bueno lo de los huevos, pero no

Crotalito, no entiendo lo del perro

La respuesta es...

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El pollo asado

[bobjenkins]

Hay tan muchas bromas en inglés sobre el pollo cruza el camino.

Aquí es uno de mi favorito

¿Por qué el pollo cruzó el camino?
Why did the chicken cross the road?

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La respuesta de Colonel Sanders, ¿No me fijaba en un pollo? (no estoy seguro de eso)
Colenel Sander's answer, "I missed one?"

Estas respuestas son muy divertidas, ellas son de muchas personas famosas. Si no sabéis quienes las personas son y por qué son famosas, a las respuestas ellas pueden ser muy confundidas

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Douglas Adams: Forty-two.
Mohammed Aldouri (Iraqi ambassador): The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken.
Aristotle: To actualize its potential.
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?
Howard Cosell: It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to homo sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurence.
Salvador Dali: The Fish.
Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads.
Jacques Derrida: Any number of contending discourses may be discovered within the act of the chicken crossing the road, and each interpretation is equally valid as the authorial intent can never be discerned,because structuralism is DEAD, DAMMIT, DEAD!
Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Emerson: The chicken didn't cross the road; it transcended it.
Emily Dickinson: Because it could not stop for death.
Epicurus: For fun.
Louis Farrakhan: The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken "crossed" the black man in order to trample him and keep him down.
Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.
Goethe: The eternal hen-principle made it do it.
Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Heisenberg: We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast.
Hemingway: To die. In the rain.
Hippocrates: Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its pancreas.
David Hume: Out of custom and habit.
Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Carl Jung: The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at this historical juncture, and therefore synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.
Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Captain Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.
John Lennon: Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.
Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
Moses: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the Chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
Agent Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?
Ralph Nader: The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.
Nietzsche: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.
Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.
Plato: For the greater good.
Pyrrho the Skeptic: What road?
Ronald Reagan: I forget.
Colonel Sanders: I missed one?
Jean-Paul Sartre: In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.
Jerry Seinfeld: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway? Where do they get these chickens?"
Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!
B.F. Skinner: Because the external influences which had pervaded its sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while believing these actions to be of its own free will.
The Sphinx: You tell me.
Oliver Stone: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"
Mr. T: If you saw me coming you'd cross the road too!
Thoreau: To live deliberatelyand suck all the marrow out of life.
Torquemada: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.
Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Voltaire: I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it.
Wittgenstein: The possibility of "crossing" was encoded into the objects "chicken" and "road", and circumstances came into being which caused the actualization of this potential occurrence.
Molly Yard: It was a hen!
Zeno of Elea: To prove it could never reach the other side.

[CrOtALiTo]

Originally Posted by brute

The werewolf returns to drink your blood!!

The the come back to crime place is the vampire.

[irmamar]

Now the joke is much better

[CrOtALiTo]

Originally Posted by irmamar

Now the joke is much better

I believe that the story takes more structure and sense that I've seen before

[brute]

Enough of chickens.
What do you know about turkeys?

Where does the turkey come from? Not Turkey.
The Portuguese call it Peru. Is this the correct answer?
The Swedes call it Kalcoen (or something similar). Is this Calcún in Mexico?
Why does Spanish use the word Pavo for both turkey and peacock?
These are unrelated birds, one from the New World, one from the Old

[AngelicaDeAlquezar]

@Brute: nice sentences, but I have a couple of remarks:

Mexico's touristy city is Cancún, not Calcún.

And in Spanish, a turkey is a "pavo" and a peacock is a "pavorreal".
(Similar words, but not the same)

[brute]

Originally Posted by AngelicaDeAlquezar

@Brute: nice sentences, but I have a couple of remarks:

Mexico's touristy city is Cancún, not Calcún.

And in Spanish, a turkey is a "pavo" and a peacock is a "pavorreal".
(Similar words, but not the same)

The Latin name for a peacock is also pavo. Does the real part of pavorreal mean royal oo just real in this contextThe French call a turkey "dindon or dinde".
I wonder if this means Indian (d'Inde)?

A bilingual "menu do dia" outside a bar in Portugal had TURKEY V PERU written in large letters at the top. A crowd of English football supporters came in expecting to see an international football match. Instead they had a turkey lunch!!

[laepelba]

Originally Posted by lee ying

God doesn't creat babies, he created adan y eva adan was dust and eva was created por un costilla de Adan , that's why he created everything and he said everything have to grow up.( multiplicarse) that's my own answer
hope you can understand me.

I must jump in and say that I agree with Lee Ying. Yo creo que Dios creó a los animales adultos. Por lo tanto, el pollo llegó primero.

[irmamar]

Are you sure? And did He create first dinosaurs and later the chicken, a few years ago? Adults? I don't believe very much in God, but if He exists I'm sure He is enough intelligent to let the Nature act.

[laepelba]

I don't want to start a theological discussion here. Many, many people who are a LOT smarter than I am have gotten stuck in the discussions about creation vs. evolution, and I am not equipped to attempt to convince you of what I believe. Let's just say that I absolutely believe the creation story as told in Genesis in the Bible. There are certain aspects of the story that I take in faith ... because I believe that if God is worth my faith in Him, He is BIGGER than anything that I can understand with my little tiny brain. So I don't need to have all of my questions (like those about dinosaurs and about the progression of nature....)

[irmamar]

I don't want to discuss, either, don't worry. But my mind is too logical to believe everything the Bible says, above all the Old Testament, things that, when Jesus came, changed completely, above all the point of view of the women in the world. I'm Catholic, and Catholic Religion agree with Evolution Theory.

[AngelicaDeAlquezar]

Originally Posted by brute

The Latin name for a peacock is also pavo. Does the real part of pavorreal mean royal oo just real in this contextThe French call a turkey "dindon or dinde".
I wonder if this means Indian (d'Inde)?

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No idea about the origin of the French words, but "real" in this case, alludes to "royal" without a doubt because of the "ornamental" feathers of those birds.