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Old January 23, 2013, 12:24 PM
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Old February 07, 2013, 07:57 PM
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¿Cuantas patas tiene un pato?

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Old February 08, 2013, 07:29 AM
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Había una vez un tipo tan tacaño, que estaba soñando que se estaba tomando un café y se despertó para no pagarlo.
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Había una vez un tipo tan tacaño, que estaba soñando que se estaba tomando un café y se despertó para no pagarlo.
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Old February 10, 2013, 11:12 AM
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Gracias chileno. Aqui hay otro.

¿Qué es lo que le pregunta una rueda a otra?
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Gracias chileno. Aqui hay otro.

¿Qué es lo que le pregunta una rueda a otra?
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¿Qué es lo que le pregunta una rueda a otra?
¿A dónde vas ?
A dar una vuelta.


-¿Por qué nunca llueve en el Uruguay?
-Porque está debajo del Paraguay...
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Old February 15, 2013, 10:11 PM
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¿Qué le dijo un borrego a otro?

¿Porqué seremos tan pobres si tenemos tanta lana?



Le pregunta un hombre chaparro a uno muy alto.....
¿Oye, porqué eres tan alto?
Es que cuando se casaron mi mamá y mi papá y se fueron de luna de miel, mi mamá le dijo a mi papá, ¿porqué no hacemos un alto en el camino?

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¿Qué le dijo un borrego a otro?

¿Porqué seremos tan pobres si tenemos tanta lana?



Le pregunta un hombre chaparro a uno muy alto.....
¿Oye, porqué eres tan alto?
Es que cuando se casaron mi mamá y mi papá y se fueron de luna de miel, mi mamá le dijo a mi papá, ¿porqué no hacemos un alto en el camino?

jajajajajajajajajajajajaja...

Algunas personas no saben que lana=dinero, ¿verdad?

Hablando de lana/dinero una vez cuando estaba en Italia un pobre me preguntó:

- ¿Me da 3000 euros para tomarme un café?.
- ¿Y cómo es que necesita 3000 euros?.
- Es que queria tomármelo en Brasil.
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Old February 25, 2013, 04:49 PM
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Old April 01, 2013, 07:58 PM
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