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Old May 27, 2013, 09:18 PM
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Ha-ha-ha...
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A skydiver was falling to earth, frantically trying to get his parachute to open. Just then he saw a man coming up quickly toward him from the ground, and shouted to him Help, buddy! Do you know anything about opening a parachute?, to which the man shouted back No! Do you know anything about lighting a gas grill?
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—Soldados romanos, ¡¡numerarse!!
—¡Palito!
—¡Palito palito!
—¡Palito palito palito!
—¡Palito uve!
—¡Uve!
—¡Uve palito!
—¡Uve palito palito!
—¡Uve palito palito palito!
—¡Palito equis!
—¡Equis!
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SPQR = (Sono Pazzi Questi Romani) = Están locos estos romanos...
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SPQR = (Sono Pazzi Questi Romani) = Están locos estos romanos...
Y encima ni siquiera conocen su propio alfabeta. Debería ser PQRS...
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Old June 15, 2013, 01:02 PM
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Y encima ni siquiera conocen su propio alfabeto. Debería ser PQRS...

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+Buenas, mira es que os habéis equivocado y me habéis ingresado 500€ de menos en la nómina.
-Sí, es correcto, pero es que el mes pasado le ingresamos 500€ de más y usted no dijo nada.
+Hombre es que un error lo puedo pasar,pero dos ya me parece demasiado.
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Old June 17, 2013, 12:31 PM
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Un chico vendiendo periódicos gritaba:
¡Extra, extra, 48 personas estafadas en un día!
Un señor que estaba cerca le dice:
Por favor, déjeme uno.
El chico le entrega el periódico al señor y sigue gritando:
¡Extra, extra, 49 personas estafadas en un día!
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First Eskimo: "Where is your Mother from?"
Second Eskimo: "Alaska."
First Eskimo: "Don't bother. I'll ask her myself."
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¡Señor Gol! es "Logroñés" al revés...

(Se refiere a un gol de chilena que metió Hugo Sánchez, el jugador de fútbol mexicano del Real Madrid de hace ya bastantes años contra el equipo de fútbol "Logroñés"...)
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Un chico vendiendo periódicos gritaba:
¡Extra, extra, 48 personas estafadas en un día!
Un señor que estaba cerca le dice:
Por favor, déjeme uno.
El chico le entrega el periódico al señor y sigue gritando:
¡Extra, extra, 49 personas estafadas en un día!

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"Pintamos casas a domicilio" (Un anuncio real...)
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"Pintamos casas a domicilio" (Un anuncio real...)
Oye! Eso es lo que hago...

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Old July 18, 2013, 07:24 PM
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