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Old November 19, 2009, 06:01 PM
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¿Mami? ¿Puedo jugar con el bisabuelo?

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Old November 20, 2009, 01:17 PM
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Un alemán en un pueblo de la costa española, rojo como una gamba por haber estado demasiado rato tomando el sol, le pregunta a un español:

- Vosotrrrros esssspañoless decirrr muchos piropos a chicas guapas. Tú enseñarrr un piropo a mí.

- Mira, si ves una chica guapa, le dices: ¡Viva la madre que te parió!

Y el alemán, todo contento, se queda esperando hasta que aparece una chica muy guapa por la esquina. Entonces le grita:

- ¡A ti te parió una madre!

La chica se lo queda mirando extrañada y le contesta:

- Pues a ti, una gamba.

(espero que se entienda )

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Old November 20, 2009, 02:14 PM
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Un alemán en un pueblo de la costa española, rojo como una gamba por haber estado demasiado rato tomando el sol, le pregunta a un español:

- Vosotrrrros esssspañoless decirrr muchos piropos a chicas guapas. Tú enseñarrr un piropo a mí.

- Mira, si ves una chica guapa, le dices: ¡Viva la madre que te parió!

Y el alemán, todo contento, se queda esperando hasta que aparece una chica muy guapa por la esquina. Entonces le grita:

- ¡A ti te parió una madre!

La chica se lo queda mirando extrañada y le contesta:

- Pues a ti, una gamba.

(espero que se entienda ) a



A todo esto en Chile, le decimos gamba un pié (pata)
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Old March 16, 2010, 03:21 PM
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En abecedario , ¿Cuál es el 3ª letra?
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Old March 16, 2010, 05:16 PM
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En abecedario , ¿Cuál es el 3ª letra?
Cute.
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What's the end of the dog?
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Old March 17, 2010, 01:45 AM
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Its tail?
ge?
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Old March 17, 2010, 01:47 AM
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"G" no serviría en español.
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Esto es un misionero que está en plena selva y se encuentra de bruces con un león que estaba casi muerto de hambre. El misionero se asusta y se pone de rodillas. Empezando a rezar dice:
- Padre, infunde a este pobre león sentimientos cristianos.
...Se oye un silencio... y de buenas a primeras el león se pone de rodillas, diciendo:
- Padre, bendice estos alimentos que voy a recibir...
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Old March 18, 2010, 07:19 AM
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Esto es un misionero que está en plena selva y se encuentra de bruces con un león que estaba casi muerto de hambre. El misionero se asusta y se pone de rodillas. Empezando a rezar dice:
- Padre, infunde a este pobre león sentimientos cristianos.
...Se oye un silencio... y de buenas a primeras el león se pone de rodillas, diciendo:
- Padre, bendice estos alimentos que voy a recibir...
Es muy bueno ese...
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Esto es un misionero que está en plena selva y se encuentra de bruces con un león que estaba casi muerto de hambre. El misionero se asusta y se pone de rodillas. Empezando a rezar dice:
- Padre, infunde a este pobre león sentimientos cristianos.
...Se oye un silencio... y de buenas a primeras el león se pone de rodillas, diciendo:
- Padre, bendice estos alimentos que voy a recibir...
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Old March 29, 2010, 04:08 PM
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My left foot´s always jealous of the other because it´s always right
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Old September 24, 2010, 01:37 AM
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Subo este hilo porque Pablo me ha recordado un chiste que me gusta mucho:

En la clase de Ciencias Naturales, el profesor pregunta a un alumno:

- A ver, López. ¿Qué mineral es éste?

El alumno se queda pensando un rato y dice un poco nervioso:

- Una piedra

El compañero, por detrás, le apunta en voz baja:

- Pssst... Basalto.
- ¡Una piedraaaaa!

To clear up: "Basalto" means "basalt", but the pupil understands "Más alto" (louder).
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Old September 24, 2010, 02:03 AM
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Nice both jokes, but only you failed you in the second joke, because I don't find sense in a stamp that goes around of the word and always stays in one place.


I believe that in that jokes the answer should to be a women.
I guess the stamp stays in one place in that it remains glued onto a letter but the letter goes around the world with the stamp in it. But I wonder why you said women should be the answer to those jokes.

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With the mouth!

I like your joke about the dog. The other I didn't understand Does a banana fly?
fruit flies are small insects (gnats) that like fruits including bananas. Its a play on words and their meanings.

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Yes possibly the banana fly, but believe that the banana will fly when you're drunk
I believe that when one is drunk one can either go bananas or become a banana.
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Old September 24, 2010, 02:34 AM
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Vita, ya verás cuando te vean... Te van a juntar todos los mensajes.
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Old September 24, 2010, 02:36 AM
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- Pssst... Basalto.
- ¡Una piedraaaaa!
Now that is a useful joke for someone learning Spanish, because it illustrates the similarity of spoken B and M. It would not work so well in English, where we pronounce our consonants clearly.
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