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Old July 13, 2014, 11:44 AM
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Only joke I understood without looking a word up in the dictionary. Being proud of myself now. :-) Feels great.

Solo chiste he comprendido sin buscar una palabra en un diccionario. Ahora estoy orgulloso de mi. :-) Sentirse bien.
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Russian airline...

Stewardess:
Would you like some dinner?

Passenger:
What are the options?

Stewardess:
Yes or not.
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Has estado inspirado, Pablo.
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A German comedian told this joke once but also compared the first class with the economy class.
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Old July 21, 2014, 09:29 AM
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I think I have understand this one too:

El concurso para la realización del proyecto del túnel del Canal de la Mancha que unía Gran Bretaña con Francia fue muy particular.
-Nosotros nos comprometemos a realizarlo por 1.000 millones de marcos, -ofrece una alemán.
-Mi empresa lo haría por 40.000 millones de liras –es la oferta del italiano.
-Para que ustedes se decidan los franceses lo haríamos por solo 1.000 millones de francos.
La última plica es de una empresa española:
-Por un millón de pesetas se lo hacemos nosotros.
-¿Pero cómo piensa usted que le salga tan barato?
-Mire, ponemos a un obrero a cavar desde Dover y otro desde Calais y cuando se encuentren, ya tienen ustedes su túnel.
-¿Y si no se encuentran?
-¡Ah, bueno... les dejamos los dos túneles por el mismo precio!
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Ja-ja... ¡"marca Spain" al 100%!

Otro:

Dos cabras en el basurero... Una de ellas está comiéndose un DVD de la película Guerra y Paz...
La otra cabra le pregunta a la que mastica:
–¿Qué tal es?
–Ah, mucho mejor la novela.
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¿Qué le dijo un pescado al otro pescado?

¡¡¡¡Pues, nada!!!!
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¡Es bueno verte de vuelta, BJ!
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Una reflexión de Sofocleto:

"Sólo quien come ajo puede dar una palabra de aliento"

y otra en su estilo:

"Los políticos son como los libros de una biblioteca: los que están más arriba son los que menos sirven"

And one of the best jokes by Stefon in SNL I used to learn some English: «And if you liked Russell Crowe in Les Miserables, you might want to hear Jasper the Gorilla pass a kidney stone.»
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Childhood is the time when you make funny faces in the mirror.
Middle age is the time when the mirror gets even.
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Ha-ha... (what happens later...?)

Bueno, otro:

-¿Qué le dijo un pez mago a otro pez?
-Nada por aquí, nada por allá.
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I love both jokes, Glen. Thanks for sharing.
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