Hilo de Chistes / Joke Thread

[irmamar]

Me ha costado un poco, pero ya...

Y no soy rubia...

[vita32]

Originally Posted by CrOtALiTo

Really then aren't you manila?

Then who's manila here in the forums.

I'm sorry for confusing you.

I mistook all the names.

Your truly.

Originally Posted by irmamar

Don't worry. Study English and don't take care about these things.

Originally Posted by Perikles

During a recent password audit a blonde was asked, what her password was ?
Huey Duey Luey pluto Mickey Minnie Donald Goofy Canberra

When asked why so long ?
"Well it said it had to be at least 8 characters and 1 Capital"

Originally Posted by irmamar

Me ha costado un poco, pero ya...

Y no soy rubia...

Yo acuerdo con irmamar, Crotalito, nosotros deber concentremos de estudiar. Y no preocupe sobre de chistes rubias. Yo siento como una rubia de tiempos mas, especialmente aqui, pero es muy bien a reir de uno mismo. Creo que es mejor a reir de yo misma primera antes de otras. Es muy bueno que tener de sentido de humor. "Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone....." es un frase del poema de Ella Wheeler Wilcox.

Corregid me por favor. Gracias.

[CrOtALiTo]

Originally Posted by vita32

Yo acuerdo con irmamar, Crotalito, nosotros deber concentremos de estudiar. Y no preocupe sobre de chistes rubias. Yo siento como una rubia de tiempos mas, especialmente aqui, pero es muy bien a reir de uno mismo. Creo que es mejor a reir de yo misma primera antes de otras. Es muy bueno que tener de sentido de humor. "Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone....." es un frase del poema de Ella Wheeler Wilcox.

Corregid me por favor. Gracias.

Yes I guess you are right.

We should to be worry for the learning and it's not for the jokes.

Still I'm in the office now here it's 23:44 A.M in Mexico.
It's later to be reading this kind to things for my brain

[irmamar]

Originally Posted by CrOtALiTo

it's 23:44 A.M in Mexico.

What time is it?

[sosia]

Originally Posted by Perikles

During a recent password audit a blonde was asked, what her password was ?
Huey Duey Luey pluto Mickey Minnie Donald Goofy Canberra

When asked why so long ?
"Well it said it had to be at least 8 characters and 1 Capital"

Why blondes do not work in M&M's checking the correct spelling of the "M"'s?
Because they check the "W"'s as bad.......

[CrOtALiTo]

Originally Posted by irmamar

What time is it?

That times is midnight, last night I was working until three of the morning, all the days I'm closed in the office, I can't tolerate more this enslavement.


I hope you reach to understand me clearly.

[irmamar]

Originally Posted by CrOtALiTo

That times is midnight, last night I was working until three of the morning, all the days I'm closed in the office, I can't tolerate more this enslavement.


I hope you reach to understand me clearly.

Yes, I understand you and I understood you before, I was joking Because if you say "it's 23:44 A.M" it's a mistake. You should say "it's 23:44" or "11:44 PM". AM means "Ante Meridiem", before midday; PM means "Post Meridiem", after midday (midday = 12 o'clock in the morning). AM and PM are only used if you use 12-hours, whereas if you use 24 hours you don't have to use AM and PM.

You shouldn't work so hard.

And talking about numbers , a silly joke that I've been told today:

- ¿Entiendes de matemáticas?
- Más o menos. ¿Por?

[Cloudgazer]

Originally Posted by irmamar

And talking about numbers , a silly joke that I've been told today:

- ¿Entiendes de matemáticas?
- Más o menos. ¿Por?

¡Jaja! Voy a compartir éste. "Más o menos. ¿Por?" de veras...

Ok. Aquí tenéis mi primer intento tonto:

- ¿Por qué se ríe tanto Júpiter?
- Porque es jovial.

[CrOtALiTo]

Originally Posted by irmamar

Yes, I understand you and I understood you before, I was joking Because if you say "it's 23:44 A.M" it's a mistake. You should say "it's 23:44" or "11:44 PM". AM means "Ante Meridiem", before midday; PM means "Post Meridiem", after midday (midday = 12 o'clock in the morning). AM and PM are only used if you use 12-hours, whereas if you use 24 hours you don't have to use AM and PM.

You shouldn't work so hard.

And talking about numbers , a silly joke that I've been told today:

- ¿Entiendes de matemáticas?
- Más o menos. ¿Por?

Yes I didn't see my big mistake in my post, thank you for refresh my brain.

I will keep your commentary.

Sincerely yours.

[irmamar]

Originally Posted by Cloudgazer

¡Jaja! Voy a compartir éste. "Más o menos. ¿Por?" de veras...

Ok. Aquí tenéis mi primer intento tonto:

- ¿Por qué se ríe tanto Júpiter?
- Porque es jovial.

¿Es tuyo?

[Cloudgazer]

Sí, es mío... (pero se debe haber hecho antes.)

[irmamar]

Va, que tú puedes hacerlo mejor.

[JPablo]

I don't know if this one is already in this long thread, as I have not read the whole thing, but here is one one-liner,
"Better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt".

[Cloudgazer]

Originally Posted by irmamar

Va, que tú puedes hacerlo mejor.

Ya sé, ya sé...¡es horrible! Jajaja

Originally Posted by JPablo

I don't know if this one is already in this long thread, as I have not read the whole thing, but here is one one-liner,
"Better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt".

¡Me encanta este refrán tan acertador!

[JPablo]

A mí también... pero yo siempre acabo abriendo la bocaza...

[CrOtALiTo]

Hello Pablo.

The bocaza word means Bocota that is equivalent in Mexico.

[Cloudgazer]

Originally Posted by JPablo

A mí también... pero yo siempre acabo abriendo la bocaza...

Jajaja...¡lo mismo!

[pinosilano]

A: nunca he podido decir zapato...
B: ¿cómo no?... lo acabas de decir...
A: no, escúchame...jueves, viernes, zapato y domingo...
B: ¡Plop!

[AngelicaDeAlquezar]

For those thinking about dumb blondes:

[Cloudgazer]

Good ol' Goldie. Classic! Thanks for this, Angélica!