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Old April 02, 2011, 04:17 PM
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When someone believes he is speaking in English and in fact is mimicking Spanish features using English words, we say he speaks "Brutish English".
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A mí me ha parecido un juego de palabras, no un lapsus teclae.
Supongo que tienes razón, también cuadra así.

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Claro. El quiso decir inglés "brútanico"
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I've a couples questions for you.

What does pound means?
What does Brutish means?

In those cases, I was seeking the meanings in the internet, but only I found this meanings for that.

Brutish means Bruto.
Pound libra, golpe.

Are those meanings correct anyway?

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Hi crotalito.
I'ts only a joke. You use the literal meaning of an english word in a spanish sentence.

más Brutish English --> Inglés en bruto, Brutánico
When do you pounds? -->translation word to word --> ¿Cuando libras?--> ¿Cuando tienes vacaciones?
I book tomorrow --> Yo libro mañana --> Mañana tengo un día libre.
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Y más idiomas:

-Perdone, ¿es esta la Academia de inglés?
- If, if. Between, between...

Call me stupid ....... or don't, please...but I don't understand

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Call me stupid ....... or don't, please...but I don't understand
I didn't either until I read the following post.
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Call me stupid ....... or don't, please...but I don't understand
Sadly, I suddenly understood it in a flash about 24 hours later. Hilarious.
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Wow... I take Spanish speakers would get it faster... although when I first read it... I also pondered for a little bit...

Brutish English has things like,

Monalisa = Monkeyflat (Instead of Mona Lisa)
Telepatía = TV for the aunt (instead of telepathy)
Patológico = Logical duck (instead of Pathological)
Candidato = Dog say datum (instead of candidate)
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Call me stupid ....... or don't, please...but I don't understand
If = Si / Yes = Sí
Between = Entre / Come in = Entre (entrar)

If, if, between = Si, si, entre.
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Here are some with names,

Estela: She is cloth.

Marcela: Sea jealous.

Zulema: Her slogan.

Norma: Regulation.

Paloma: Pidgeon.

María Rosa: Mary Pink.

Elisa: She is flat.
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I liked so much the Mary name where is used that name in your country.

Mary pink?

Where?
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OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!

Now I get it! I still have the record....36 hours without "getting it"...qué bruta.

But in my defense, had never heard of Brutish English, Oh, oh, is my stupidity showing?

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Some names that I have come across:

Lillian Bloom
Anita Matris
Ralph Di Norcia
Mita Speiser
Ruth Canal
Fay Spitz
Harry Kirshner
Helen Berlin
Iona House

There's more. I just don't recall them at the moment.
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Ruth Canal

It looks material for Bart's phone calls:

Bart- "I'm looking for a woman. Last name Hogankis, first name Amanda"
Moe- "Hey ... I'm looking for Amanda Hogan'kiss ... hey! .. Amanda Hogankiss"
[Everybody laughing]
Barney- "Your standard is too high, Moe!"

César Noso
Armando Esteban Quito
Elsa Quito
Susana Oria
Benito Cámelo

y todos los oscares:
Oscar A. Melo, Oscar Pintero y Oscar Nívoro

Y lo de los seis hermanos Gerte mejor lo dejamos ...

Son todos clásicos del sexto grado.
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Pensé que este lugar era para aprender....







y hasta ahora, no hay ni un chiste nuevo!
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Bueno, uno de abogados... (Pregunta verídica de un abogado)

¿Estaba usted presente cuando le tomaron la foto?
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Pensé que este lugar era para aprender....



hueco



y hasta ahora, no hay ni un chiste nuevo!
Sobre todo si eres fan de Les Luthiers ¿verdad?
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Es que los últimos chistes que me han contado no se pueden poner aquí...
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Es que los últimos chistes que me han contado no se pueden poner aquí...
Padecemos del mismo dolor.
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Es que los últimos chistes que me han contado no se pueden poner aquí...
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Padecemos del mismo dolor.
Ustedes los ponen, nosotros miramos pa' otro lado.
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