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Old October 12, 2011, 07:37 AM
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Para emparejar los de padres de carácter fuerte...


--¿Cuántas mamás se necesitan para cambiar un foco?
--Una. ¡¡SÓLO UNA!! ¿Y sabes POR QUÉ sólo UNA? Porque nadie más en la casa sabe CÓMO cambiar un foco. Ni siquiera SABEN que el foco SE FUNDIÓ. Se quedarían en penumbras al menos TRES DÍAS, hasta que se dieran cuenta. Y una vez que se dieran cuenta, no serían capaces de encontrar los focos, a pesar de que han estado EN LA MISMA ALACENA durante los últimos SIETE AÑOS. Pero si por alguna razón milagrosa encontraran los focos, la silla que trajeron del comedor para subirse y cambiar el ESTÚPIDO FOCO aún estaría ahí, DOS DÍAS DESPUÉS, EN EL MISMO LUGAR. Y en el suelo seguiría la MALDITA ENVOLTURA del MALDITO FOCO, PORQUE ¡NADIE EN ESTA MALDITA CASA PUEDE TIRAR LA BASURA EN SU LUGAR! Ya es un milagro que no nos hayamos ahogado en los CERROS DE BASURA que hay POR TODA LA CASA. ¡SÓLO EN UNA CASA! Se necesitaría UN EJÉRCITO COMPLETO para poder limpiar TODA LA CASA.
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Old October 13, 2011, 04:01 AM
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Muy bueno Angélica. Mi mujer seguro que alguna vez ha pensado lo mismo
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Old October 13, 2011, 07:52 AM
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Creo que todos tenemos alguna experiencia cercana.

@Hernán:
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Old October 18, 2011, 03:15 AM
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Only for experts in andalusian
"Un inglés a uno de Málaga:
-Please, to Antequera?
-Ante arbañí, ahora toy en paro y cojo caracole ..."

Troubleshooting please think before opening
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Old October 18, 2011, 07:18 AM
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There must be an Andalusian/Dominican conection.
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Tuve que pensar un poco para descartar alguna interpretación de "Please to". "What were you"; y "collect" (o "catch"); "recollect" es acordarse.
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Lo que lo vuelve más difícil es el "please".
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¿Qué es?
A recent post in another Forum regarding está just now reminded me of this:

Cuando está bien, está mal.
Cuando está mal, está bien.
¿Qué es?

El tamal.
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Me gusta. Mejor dicho, me gustan ...

... el chiste y el tamal.
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A recent post in another Forum regarding está just now reminded me of this:

Cuando está bien, está mal.
Cuando está mal, está bien.
¿Qué es?

El tamal.
Yeah the Tamal.

Thank you for the joke, I see you measure very well the laugh.
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Manifiesta
¿Puede que ser una festividad de cacahuates?
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Funny one.

"Puede que" needs a subjunctive there.
"Puede +verb" goes with an infinitive.
Both mixed together sound strange.
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¿Puede que ser una festividad de cacahuates?
una fiesta de cacahuates latinoaméricanos...¿ok?
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Camarón, un aparato enorme que saca fotos.
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One day Dr. Watson thought to stump his partner, the famous Sherlock Holmes, with a human anatomy question.

"I say, Holmes, what does one call that canal whereby food passes from the mouth to the stomach?"

"Alimentary, my dear Watson!"
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ASFALTADO: Expresión que dicen las maestras al niño que se ausentó de la escuela
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ASFALTADO: Expresión que dicen las maestras al niño que se ausentó de la escuela

Hahahaha the joke was very cool
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Where do you find a dog with no legs?

¿Dónde encontrar un perro sin piernas?





















Right where you left it!

¡Donde lo dejó!
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