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Old August 07, 2009, 02:58 PM
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I don't like the a little banana named in my country ( Platano Dominico ).


They are a bad taste.
Maybe not, but Placido Domingo is a brilliant singer!!
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Old August 07, 2009, 03:39 PM
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Maybe not, but Placido Domingo is a brilliant singer!!
I didn't understand your commentary.
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Old August 07, 2009, 03:45 PM
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I didn't understand your commentary.
Sorry! Platano Dominico must be must be someone else!
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Maybe not, but Placido Domingo is a brilliant singer!!
Good!

Crotalito, Brute is joking with ""Plácido Domingo" and "plátano dominico" (un juego de palabras)
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Old August 07, 2009, 04:21 PM
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I got it boys.

I'm sorry sometimes is hard to understand them, most if I'm no going in the same game.
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Old August 07, 2009, 04:42 PM
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I got it boys.

I'm sorry sometimes is hard to understand them, most if I'm no going in the same game.
Don't worry, sometimes I don't understand them, either. It's difficult when speaking different languages
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Don't worry, sometimes I don't understand them, either. It's difficult when speaking different languages
I think so.
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El doctor llama por teléfono a su paciente:

- Vera, tengo una noticia buena y otra mala.

- Bueno... dígame primero la buena.

- Los resultados del análisis indican que le quedan 24 horas de vida.

- Pero, bueno, ¿eso es la buena noticia? ¿Entonces cuál es la mala?

- Que llevo intentando localizarle desde ayer.

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- Doctor, doctor, tengo tendencias suicidas, ¿qué hago?

- Págueme ya mismo.
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Nice but nice man thanks
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por que la abeja se caso?
por que queria su luna de miel

why the bee want to married?
because he wants his honeymon
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why the bee want to married?
because he wants his honeymon
jajaja bueno!
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Very nice the jokes even thought, I'd like to hear red jokes.


Know someone about the red jokes?

Here in Mexico they're very commonly.
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- Mamá, mamá... ¿por que estamos empujando el coche hacia el precipicio?
- ¡Calla que vas a despertar a tu padre!
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- Mamá, mamá... ¿por que estamos empujando el coche hacia el precipicio?
- ¡Calla que vas a despertar a tu padre!
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Very nice the jokes even thought, I'd like to hear red jokes.


Know someone about the red jokes?

Here in Mexico they're very commonly.
What are "red jokes"?
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-papa, papa, ¿que hace mama corriento tanto?
-calla hijo y pásame otro cartucho......

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In Spain, you must cross the Atlantic in order to go to the USA
-Papá, papá, yo no quiero ir a Estados Unidos
-calla hijo y sigue nadando
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-papa, papa, ¿que hace mama corriento tanto?
-calla hijo y pásame otro cartucho......

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In Spain, you must cross the Atlantic in order to go to the USA
-Papá, papá, yo no quiero ir a Estados Unidos
-calla hijo y sigue nadando
!Ah! Papá ha despertado en el coche
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What are "red jokes"?
They're jokes with double sense.

I mean, they're a kind to joke only for adult people.

Good joke Maria Jose. I liked much your joke it was very recreative.

Good job Sosia.

I believe that all you are ready for the jokes's marathon soon in the channel thirteen.
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They're jokes with double sense.

I mean, they're a kind to joke only for adult people.

Good joke Maria Jose. I like much your joke it was very recreative.
En inglés son blue jokes. Siempre pensaba que en español eran chistes verdes.
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