Paraprosdokian sentences (to laugh your head off!)

[CrOtALiTo]

Originally Posted by Alex

jajaja están geniales los que agregaron!

Uno más:

"You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together
and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think
of you often."

Nice your phrase.

And thank you because I have learnt a new word the word is heaps, I didn't know anything about that word.

[JPablo]

Ja-ja.

What about these?

You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.

When the blind leadeth the blind... get out of the way.

[Alex]

hahaahha, loved the last one!

Crotalito: I'm very glad you learned a new word!

[JPablo]

Well, another one...

Wise men think alike but fools seldom differ

[Jessica]

· Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

that was my favorite one! lol

[JPablo]

That is a good one!

Another one,
It's amazing what you won't find if you don't look for it, especially if it's not there.

[chileno]

You are a unique creature in the universe, just like everybody else.

[JPablo]

That's a good one...

I don't suscribe the next, but I put it, with the disclaimer...

If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect then, why practice?

Practice makes perfect and Nobody's perfect.

And another,

A tree never hits an automobile, except in self defense.

[chileno]

If work is health, then let the sick work.

[AngelicaDeAlquezar]

@Hernán: La desvergüenza no los vuelve vírgenes.


@Alex: Me recordaste una tarjeta de felicitación para amistades cercanas: "Siempre has estado conmigo cuando estoy triste, cuando estoy enfermo, cuando me pasa algo malo... ¿no darás mala suerte?"

[JPablo]

[CrOtALiTo]

Originally Posted by chileno

If work is health, then let the sick work.

Hello Herman.


Really I didn't understand exactly you meant there?

Work is health, The let the sick work.

Si funciona es sano, entonces dejaste que la enferdad funcione?


Please if you could explain me that are you exactly saying there.

[chileno]

Originally Posted by CrOtALiTo

Hello Herman.


Really I didn't understand exactly you meant there?

Work is health, The let the sick work.

Si funciona es sano, entonces dejaste que la enferdad funcione?


Please if you could explain me that are you exactly saying there.

Si el trabajo es salud, entonces que trabajen los enfermos.

[CrOtALiTo]

Hahahaha.

Chileno.

It was very nice about your joke.
Really my translation wasn't very fas of the reality of your translation, yes as you have said if the sick works, then let them sick works so, then causality I get sick, I will have to work without medical attention.


Hahaha.

Just right now I'm sick of my throat and well I'm working now.

Sincerely yours.

[Alex]

Originally Posted by AngelicaDeAlquezar

@Hernán: La desvergüenza no los vuelve vírgenes.


@Alex: Me recordaste una tarjeta de felicitación para amistades cercanas: "Siempre has estado conmigo cuando estoy triste, cuando estoy enfermo, cuando me pasa algo malo... ¿no darás mala suerte?"

jajaja, está geniial!