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CrOtALiTo
July 25, 2009, 04:11 PM
All the jokes are very nice.
Jessica
July 27, 2009, 12:10 PM
Ok, here's more jokes/riddles from me ^_^
Pretend you're in a jungle and a tiger is running after you. What should you do?
Obvious: STOP PRETENDING :D
What is clean when black and dirty when white?
a chalkboard
What word doesn't belong?
that, hat, what, mat, cat, sat, pat, chat
what
Why is the letter T like an island?
Because it is in the middle of water
When is a car not a car?
When it turns into a driveway
Forwards it is heavy, backwards it is not. What is it?
A ton
The more you feed it, the more it grows high, but if you give it water, it shall quickly die. What is it?
Fire
The Beginning of eternity, the end of space, the beginning of every end, the end of every place. What am I?
"E"
What starts with P, ends with E, and has thousands of letters in it?
Post office
CrOtALiTo
July 27, 2009, 12:42 PM
Are nice your jokes.
sosia
July 28, 2009, 06:27 AM
Pretend you're in a jungle and a tiger is running after you. What should you do?
STOP PRETENDING
LOL :D LOL :D
a tennis play
look there --->____________________________________________ <---- look there
saludos :D
bobjenkins
July 28, 2009, 06:29 AM
Why is the letter T like an island?
:pme gusta eso!
a tennis play
:lol::lol:
bobjenkins
July 28, 2009, 06:42 AM
Pierde el sentido cuando se traducirlo al inglés
A magician was driving down the road and.... turned into a driveway
CrOtALiTo
July 28, 2009, 07:35 AM
Cual es el colmo de un herrero.
Que su hijo este detras de las rejas.:D
Tomisimo
July 28, 2009, 02:36 PM
a tennis play
look there --->____________________________________________ <---- look there
look there --->______________________|______________________ <---- look there
Jessica
July 28, 2009, 03:50 PM
LOL :D LOL :D
a tennis play
look there --->____________________________________________ <---- look there
:rolleyes:
saludos :D
Why is the letter T like an island?
:pme gusta eso!
a tennis play
:lol::lol:
look there --->______________________|______________________ <---- look there
right, there's a net
brute
July 28, 2009, 04:26 PM
If your nose runs and your feet smell ...........
You may be upside down
Jessica
July 28, 2009, 05:11 PM
If your nose runs and your feet smell ...........
You may be upside down
:lol:
CrOtALiTo
July 28, 2009, 10:09 PM
:lol:
Please, if you're lovable to give me a near translation of the jokes in Spanish.
Because I didn't understand anything and really I want to know (What it says)
brute
July 29, 2009, 09:06 AM
Please, if you're lovable to give me a near translation of the jokes in Spanish.
Because I didn't understand anything and really I want to know (What it says)
Usually: - Normalmente:
a nose smells - un nariz olfatea :)
feet run - los pies corren :)
In this case: - En este caso:confused:
the nose runs - el nariz gotea:yuck:
the feet smell - los pies olen mal:yuck:
upside down - de arriba abajo:D:D:D:D:D:D:thumbsup::thumbsup::crazy::crazy :
Elaina
July 29, 2009, 09:18 AM
Somehow, it loses a lot in the translation!
These jokes are "funny duh"!
CrOtALiTo
July 29, 2009, 10:36 AM
Thank you Brute for your help.
Elaina somehow the jokes translated of any language likely loss the sense, because is as to music, when you try to translate of English to Spanish less a little of the context correct.
Then this happen like than with the jokes.
Is better understand them in the original language than other language.
brute
July 29, 2009, 11:28 AM
Somehow, it loses a lot in the translation!
These jokes are "funny duh"!
Sí, es un juego de palabras.
Precisely. Funny duuuh!!:yuck::yuck:
Impossible to translate as a joke. Hardly worth the effort really!
irmamar
July 31, 2009, 01:16 AM
I think "upside down" means "boca abajo". "Boca abajo" can mean both with the face on the floor and with the head on the floor and the feet in the air (yes, a strange definition, I know ;) )
brute
July 31, 2009, 06:05 AM
I think "upside down" means "boca abajo". "Boca abajo" can mean both with the face on the floor and with the head on the floor and the feet in the air (yes, a strange definition, I know ;) )
O en este caso, ¿nariz?
irmamar
July 31, 2009, 11:22 AM
O en este caso, ¿nariz?
¿nariz? :confused:
¿Nariz en el suelo y pies en el aire?:thinking:
CrOtALiTo
July 31, 2009, 02:21 PM
¿nariz? :confused:
¿Nariz en el suelo y pies en el aire?:thinking:
I like so much your picture.
Just I've had a dog of that pedigree.
:raisetheroof:
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