Hilo de Chistes / Joke Thread

[brute]

I don't like the a little banana named in my country ( Platano Dominico ).


They are a bad taste.

Maybe not, but Placido Domingo is a brilliant singer!!:D:lol::lol:

[CrOtALiTo]

Maybe not, but Placido Domingo is a brilliant singer!!:D:lol::lol:

I didn't understand your commentary.

[brute]

I didn't understand your commentary.

Sorry! Platano Dominico must be must be someone else!:thinking::thinking:

[irmamar]

Maybe not, but Placido Domingo is a brilliant singer!!:D:lol::lol:

Good! :lol: :lol: :applause:

Crotalito, Brute is joking with ""Plácido Domingo" and "plátano dominico" (un juego de palabras)

[CrOtALiTo]

I got it boys.

I'm sorry sometimes is hard to understand them, most if I'm no going in the same game.

[irmamar]

I got it boys.

I'm sorry sometimes is hard to understand them, most if I'm no going in the same game.

Don't worry, sometimes I don't understand them, either. It's difficult when speaking different languages :)

[CrOtALiTo]

Don't worry, sometimes I don't understand them, either. It's difficult when speaking different languages :)

I think so.;)

[bobjenkins]

El doctor llama por teléfono a su paciente:

- Vera, tengo una noticia buena y otra mala.

- Bueno... dígame primero la buena.

- Los resultados del análisis indican que le quedan 24 horas de vida.

- Pero, bueno, ¿eso es la buena noticia? ¿Entonces cuál es la mala?

- Que llevo intentando localizarle desde ayer.



- Doctor, doctor, tengo tendencias suicidas, ¿qué hago?

- Págueme ya mismo.

[CrOtALiTo]

[/I]

Nice but nice man thanks :D:applause:

[lee ying]

por que la abeja se caso?
por que queria su luna de miel

why the bee want to married?
because he wants his honeymon

[bobjenkins]

why the bee want to married?
because he wants his honeymon
jajaja bueno!:muybien:

[CrOtALiTo]

Very nice the jokes even thought, I'd like to hear red jokes.


Know someone about the red jokes?

Here in Mexico they're very commonly.

[María José]

- Mamá, mamá... ¿por que estamos empujando el coche hacia el precipicio?:confused:
- ¡Calla que vas a despertar a tu padre!:shh:

[bobjenkins]

- Mamá, mamá... ¿por que estamos empujando el coche hacia el precipicio?:confused:
- ¡Calla que vas a despertar a tu padre!:shh::p:eek::eek:

[irmamar]

Very nice the jokes even thought, I'd like to hear red jokes.


Know someone about the red jokes?

Here in Mexico they're very commonly.

What are "red jokes"? :confused:

[sosia]

-papa, papa, ¿que hace mama corriento tanto?
-calla hijo y pásame otro cartucho...... :D:D

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In Spain, you must cross the Atlantic in order to go to the USA
-Papá, papá, yo no quiero ir a Estados Unidos
-calla hijo y sigue nadando :D:D

[brute]

-papa, papa, ¿que hace mama corriento tanto?
-calla hijo y pásame otro cartucho...... :D:D

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In Spain, you must cross the Atlantic in order to go to the USA
-Papá, papá, yo no quiero ir a Estados Unidos
-calla hijo y sigue nadando :D:D

!Ah! Papá ha despertado en el coche:eek::eek::eek:

[CrOtALiTo]

What are "red jokes"? :confused:

They're jokes with double sense.

I mean, they're a kind to joke only for adult people.

Good joke Maria Jose. I liked much your joke it was very recreative.

Good job Sosia.

I believe that all you are ready for the jokes's marathon soon in the channel thirteen.

[poli]

They're jokes with double sense.

I mean, they're a kind to joke only for adult people.

Good joke Maria Jose. I like much your joke it was very recreative.
En inglés son blue jokes. Siempre pensaba que en español eran chistes verdes.

[sosia]

"Adult jokes" en españa son chistes verdes, as poli says. :D