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chileno
February 26, 2012, 10:49 PM
:):D:lol::lol::lol: :applause:
vita32
March 03, 2012, 07:36 AM
Left vs right ambiguity (in English)

Driver: Do I turn left?
Passenger (who knows where to go): Right.
The driver turns right which upsets the passenger.
Passenger: No!!! You're suppose to turn left!!!
Driver: But you told me to turn right!!!
Passenger: No! I didn't say that!
Driver: Yes you did!!!
chileno
March 03, 2012, 07:56 AM
Left vs right ambiguity (in English)

Driver: Do I turn left?
Passenger (who knows where to go): Right.
The driver turns right which upsets the passenger.
Passenger: No!!! You're supposed to turn left!!!
Driver: But you told me to turn right!!!
Passenger: No! I didn't say that!
Driver: Yes you did!!!

:):D:lol::lol::lol:
CrOtALiTo
March 06, 2012, 12:23 PM
Left vs right ambiguity (in English)

Driver: Do I turn left?
Passenger (who knows where to go): Right.
The driver turns right which upsets the passenger.
Passenger: No!!! You're suppose to turn left!!!
Driver: But you told me to turn right!!!
Passenger: No! I didn't say that!
Driver: Yes you did!!!

The driver passenger is some foolish hahaha
Glen
March 06, 2012, 05:15 PM
MINISTERIO: pequeño aparato estereofónico
Don José
March 08, 2012, 04:53 PM
Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?
Because his teacher was Haydn.
Glen
March 12, 2012, 07:52 PM
There are three kinds of people in the world: those who are good at math and those who are not.
Also, a recent survey reveals that four thirds of the population do not understand fractions.
chileno
March 12, 2012, 08:29 PM
:):D:lol::lol::lol:
wrholt
March 12, 2012, 09:58 PM
There are three kinds of people in the world: those who are good at math and those who are not.
...

And then there's the nerd version of the joke:

There are 10 kinds of people in the word: those who understand binary numbers, and those who don't.
Glen
March 13, 2012, 07:13 PM
There was a company called Tates that manufactured compasses. The quality of the compass they produced was not very good, though. In fact, it was so inaccurate that people started saying He who has a Tates is lost.
Rusty
March 13, 2012, 07:26 PM
I like! :thumbsup:
caliber1
March 13, 2012, 09:30 PM
And then there's the nerd version of the joke:

There are 10 kinds of people in the word: those who understand binary numbers, and those who don't.

LOL!!!! I just saw that on a shirt the other day.:D
Glen
March 25, 2012, 06:41 PM
There is a theory that the original inhabitants of the North American continent crossed over from present-day Russia to what is now Alaska. They could have, once they got their Bering Strait.
Glen
April 09, 2012, 07:18 PM
A vulture carrying two dead raccoons tried to go through airport security. The agent looked at him and said, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
chileno
April 09, 2012, 07:50 PM
:):D:lol::lol::lol: :applause:
Glen
April 14, 2012, 05:35 PM
What did the Leaning Tower of Pisa say to Big Ben?

If you've got the time, I've got the inclination
aleCcowaN
April 14, 2012, 05:58 PM
All those jokes are excellent to improve vocabulary in an amusing fashion.
Glen
April 20, 2012, 05:54 PM
What did the cattle rustler who was about to be hanged say to himself when he received a last-minute pardon from the Governor?
Well, no noose is good news.
Glen
May 18, 2012, 03:54 PM
Three women were complaining about how their husbands would not eat leftovers:

"My husband is a tire salesman and he calls them re-treads."
"My husband is even worse. He's a football coach and he calls them re-runs."
"That's nothing compared to mine. He's a funeral home director and he calls them remains."
aleCcowaN
May 18, 2012, 04:35 PM
Yummy!!! (:yuck:)

:lol::lol::lol: